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Is Steven Seagal legit?

You know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm infinitely smarter than you. You don't know what training I've done. Go and watch your Game Of Death DVD you dick :D

What's the extent of your training? What has Bruce Lee's wisdom taught you?


Fuck off you fucking child and stop bothering me.
 
Lots of pro boxers and dutch kickboxers spar as if they are in a real fight. People get knocked out just like in a pro bout.
Great.

Got any proof Bruce Lee was a decent fighter?
 
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Bruce was the leader of a renaissance of martial arts; the actual father of modern MMA.
Yes and I have a 20 inch dick. The father of modern professional fucking.

But proof is for dullards with small dicks right?
 
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Fuck off you fucking child and stop bothering me.
You are forced to reply? You picked an argument with me and said I was vanquished. Now you're begging me to leave you alone.

Go and start a fight with someone and use the 1 inch punch on them. See how effective it is.

Ask them to stand still while you prepare your chi.

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Steven Seagal is a master of whatever he wants… hairline, kicking ass, wicked guitar chops… a real God among mortal Men…


How successful was his music career?

Show me proof that he can kick someone's ass.
 
Not sure what people gain by denying his legiticimacy. It shows more about you than it does him. He is like 70 now so he is not gonna be "ripped and think". He lived in Japan and rose to VERY high levels in the aikido world. Can you guys surpass that? He would still haul ASS on anyone here in a situation where he could get a hand on you.

Lets see, he had more quality ass than anyone here would get. Makes MOVIE, hangs with celebrities, is wealthy, is a great guitarist and painter, he is a bonified sheriff and has performed actual law enforcement complete with raids and high end dangerous stuff.

Guys the protection of your ego is important but denying that guy his proper is just stupid. Really shows your ignorance and insecurity.
 
Seagal has a well documented high level background in Aikido, so yes, he is legit.
Aikido though has never been proved effective out of its comfort zone (i.e. they already have your wirst under control) so no, i don't think he can do some of the things he said.
 
Not sure what people gain by denying his legiticimacy. It shows more about you than it does him. He is like 70 now so he is not gonna be "ripped and think". He lived in Japan and rose to VERY high levels in the aikido world. Can you guys surpass that? He would still haul ASS on anyone here in a situation where he could get a hand on you.

Lets see, he had more quality ass than anyone here would get. Makes MOVIE, hangs with celebrities, is wealthy, is a great guitarist and painter, he is a bonified sheriff and has performed actual law enforcement complete with raids and high end dangerous stuff.

Guys the protection of your ego is important but denying that guy his proper is just stupid. Really shows your ignorance and insecurity.
So it's ignorant to choose not to believe something without proof.

Believing stuff without proof is not ignorant and is totally the way to go.


Got it

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His shitty movies go straight to DVD and are produced entirely by himself, this is because the real movie industry is embarrassed by him and wants nothing to do with him or his roll on wig.

Are you sure he's a bona fide sheriff?

He's an unpaid volunteer reserve sheriff and that TV show is staged.

People gain nothing from denying his legitimacy, whereas he gains significantly from people blindly believing his legitimacy. So who has the stronger incentive to lie? Seagal or the ones who expose him.

You've been duped because your critical thinking ability is lacking. Deal with it.
 
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Not sure what people gain by denying his legiticimacy. It shows more about you than it does him. He is like 70 now so he is not gonna be "ripped and think". He lived in Japan and rose to VERY high levels in the aikido world. Can you guys surpass that? He would still haul ASS on anyone here in a situation where he could get a hand on you.

Lets see, he had more quality ass than anyone here would get. Makes MOVIE, hangs with celebrities, is wealthy, is a great guitarist and painter, he is a bonified sheriff and has performed actual law enforcement complete with raids and high end dangerous stuff.

Guys the protection of your ego is important but denying that guy his proper is just stupid. Really shows your ignorance and insecurity.

Because Aikido is a bullshit cult.

I would rather give respect to a scientist than to someone who rose to a high rank in the flat earth movement.
 
So it's ignorant to choose not to believe something without proof.

Believing stuff without proof is not ignorant and is totally the way to go.


Got it

<Dana05>

His shitty movies go straight to DVD and are produced entirely by himself, this is because the real movie industry is embarrassed by him and wants nothing to do with him or his roll on wig.

Are you sure he's a bona fide sheriff?

He's an unpaid volunteer reserve sheriff and that TV show is staged.

People gain nothing from denying his legitimacy, whereas he gains significantly from people blindly believing his legitimacy. So who has the stronger incentive to lie? Seagal or the ones who expose him.

You've been duped because your critical thinking ability is lacking. Deal with it.

Go take an aikido class AND tell them that you study MMA. Then act like a punk. If they think you can play then you are going flying. When you see the ceiling and wonder how fast you got there and how lucky you are that is was not cement, you will get it.
 
Because Aikido is a bullshit cult.

I would rather give respect to a scientist than to someone who rose to a high rank in the flat earth movement.

(same as above) You doubt it but you WILL NOT put yourself in a position to get the scientific evidence. Go take an aikido class AND tell them that you study MMA. Do it or stop talking. Then act like a punk. If they think you can play then you are going flying. When you see the ceiling and wonder how fast you got there and how lucky you are that is was not cement, you will get it.

It shows your lack of martial arts experience. You think everything has got to be muscled or you think everything has got to be MMA oriented. I have had exposure to so many Japanese styles and aikido as well. I studied on hard wood so the throws were limited. Shit is real. A friend of mine fought all over Asia on a katate team lead by the head of the Japanese karate association. He learned more aikido. He is a cop in Chelsea MA and said he used aikido a lot.

If you sit in disbelief it is because you can watch it and deny it. The only way to know is to go. I am not the ignorant on here.
 
So it's ignorant to choose not to believe something without proof.

Believing stuff without proof is not ignorant and is totally the way to go.


Got it

<Dana05>

His shitty movies go straight to DVD and are produced entirely by himself, this is because the real movie industry is embarrassed by him and wants nothing to do with him or his roll on wig.

Are you sure he's a bona fide sheriff?

He's an unpaid volunteer reserve sheriff and that TV show is staged.

People gain nothing from denying his legitimacy, whereas he gains significantly from people blindly believing his legitimacy. So who has the stronger incentive to lie? Seagal or the ones who expose him.

You've been duped because your critical thinking ability is lacking. Deal with it.

My critical thinking is lacking? Hysterical. You are gonna pull a muscle straining to make up stuff. Did he make movies that were big? Yes! Are studios paying him to make movies still? Yes. You would love to have what he has but.... if the phone don't ring then it is the movie studios calling.

You will NOT get anywhere near police action without being trained. You will not hold firearms and point them in the direction of other humans unless you are commissioned. All you can say is that he is a volunteer (he does not get paid or do it full time). He can go there right now and get in a patrol car and work in their teams. Can you?

You are exposing Segal? Hysterical if not for the delusion.

I think he makes people feel bad that he did so much in his life. At some point, you have to do more than the internet.
 
Go take an aikido class AND tell them that you study MMA. Then act like a punk. If they think you can play then you are going flying. When you see the ceiling and wonder how fast you got there and how lucky you are that is was not cement, you will get it.

I tried out Aikido firsthand with black belts and wanted to give it a try.
Had experience in Karate, Judo and Aiki Jutsu. At that time I just wanted to look with an open eye at all sorts of MA. Also tried out boxing and many other MAs. It failed in all accounts. In the end every martial art defines its worth in how applicable its tecniques are in hard sparring / fight and Aikido is complete utter shit in that.

Its basically some judo throws and small joint manipulation. I do know how to do these things but contrary to pure Aikido practitioners I know their limits and there are many. It was sad how deluded everyone was about their fighting skill.

Put a midly talented man into wrestling class and after 3 months training he walks through every Aikido black belt like a knife through butter.
 
My critical thinking is lacking? Hysterical. You are gonna pull a muscle straining to make up stuff. Did he make movies that were big? Yes! Are studios paying him to make movies still? Yes. You would love to have what he has but.... if the phone don't ring then it is the movie studios calling.

You will NOT get anywhere near police action without being trained. You will not hold firearms and point them in the direction of other humans unless you are commissioned. All you can say is that he is a volunteer (he does not get paid or do it full time). He can go there right now and get in a patrol car and work in their teams. Can you?

You are exposing Segal? Hysterical if not for the delusion.

I think he makes people feel bad that he did so much in his life. At some point, you have to do more than the internet.
Go and lick the sweat from underneath his fat tits if you adore him so much you fucking homo.

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When was the last time a Seagal movie got shown in cinemas?

The TV show is 100% fake like all reality TV is fake. How do they film cop scenes in movies? Did Burt Reynolds and his little kid friend need to genuinely join the police force to make the 'Cop And A Half' movie? They pointed guns at people in it.

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You are thicker than a McDonalds milkshake.

Learn things and stop being thick in the head.
 
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Go take an aikido class AND tell them that you study MMA. Then act like a punk. If they think you can play then you are going flying. When you see the ceiling and wonder how fast you got there and how lucky you are that is was not cement, you will get it.
Show me just one video of someone using aikido under pressure to win a real fight.

I'll strap myself in. This will be hilarious. It is only slightly more effective in a fight than salsa dancing.

I even think the name is part of the joke.......I kid -o you when I tell-o you that aikido is a dangerous style of fighting.
 
Steven Seagal is a can.
90% of his movies are complete dogshit too.
 
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