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Is Steven Seagal legit?


What exactly is SS going to hit JCVD with? His best move seems to be wave his arms around like a wizard casting a spell, as stuntmen run straight into him.. Dangerous shit.. I say JCVD kicks his legs or fat belly a few times and SS pukes up the Cow he ate for dinner..
 
What exactly is SS going to hit JCVD with? His best move seems to be wave his arms around like a wizard casting a spell, as stuntmen run straight into him.. Dangerous shit.. I say JCVD kicks his legs or fat belly a few times and SS pukes up the Cow he ate for dinner..

Seagal doesn't need to hit him with anything. He can grab his lag, break it, and make some Belgian waffles
 
Negro please...Van Damme might not be a world class cage fighter, but he has plenty of power and control to KTFO Seagal with his useless aikido. Have you seen him stretch his leg and hold it fully extended, and do you know how hard that is? He is also built like a truck and competed in full contact tournaments, he can absolutely make a pancake out of Steven Pansy Seagal.

Jean Claude is a small dude who's getting beat up by regular people in bars when he's filming budget movies in Eastern Europe.

Him vs Steven would be two bums going at it, nothing more. Yoga moms can do hard isometrics too, so what.
 
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That's actual Aikido. Seriously.
 
Negro please...Van Damme might not be a world class cage fighter, but he has plenty of power and control to KTFO Seagal with his useless aikido. Have you seen him stretch his leg and hold it fully extended, and do you know how hard that is? He is also built like a truck and competed in full contact tournaments, he can absolutely make a pancake out of Steven Pansy Seagal.
Seagal holds black belts in other disciplines as well. He knows more than just aikido.
 
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