Is breakfast the most disgusting meal? (srs)

[sfblue]

I haven't been eating breakfast for probably a couple years now, but when I did it was some combination of oats, cereal, fruit, yogurt, milk. Of course eggs and bacon are great but I don't have time for that stuff when trying to get out the door for work. These days I just smoke a cigarette and drink a rockstar zero carb energy drink and that suffices.

 

[Organic Damage]

It can afford to be disgusting.

It knows you have to eat it at some point.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

If Matt "Country Breakfast" Hughes was here he'd kick the TS' ass.

But for real, I haven't eaten breakfast in the morning on weekdays for like 5 years, my stomach just can't handle eating before like 10am. But on weekends I love me some good pancakes and sausage and a fried egg, or scrambled eggs with bacon and hashbrowns or some other glorious combination.

 

[CrazyN8]

My wife premakes veggie sausage, egg and cheese english muffins for bfast. I eat that..a banana and yogurt. The veggie sausage isnt half bad really.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

I love omelettes with English muffins, bacon, breakfast potatoes and maybe a pancake with jam and syrup , but I only ever indulge when I'm snowboarding.

Regular life, I smoothie it daily.

Kale
Red chard
Mango
Water
Ice
Banana
Greek yogurt
Beet

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

what if you have breakfast for dinner?

 

[ehtheist]

brb greasy fatty sausage and bacon
brb ridiculously sugary syrup
brb gorging ur gut with pancakes

if you arent having a protein shake or smoothie youre doing it wrong


disgusting

Well, it seems disgusting when you live a life of general indolence and your body needs fewer calories, not more. For people who actually work? A calorie loaded breakfast is actually quite nice.

 

[Swiftie]

Love me some biscuits and gravy.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Why do you hate freedom?

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Scrambled eggs with an avocado and salsa on the side.

 

[MusterX]

Breakfast is the meal for Bad Motherfuckers!

Country Breakfast approves.

 

[Graves The Elder]

It can afford to be disgusting.

It knows you have to eat it at some point.

that's what she said.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Fruit (usually apple) + cheese (usually those baby bells) + meat (usually hard salami) + carb (usually pretzels) + coffee....

For the win

 

[ralphc1]

Where I come from, most people don't eat fried bacon and eggs for breakfast. We eat bread, filmjölk, meowsli, cereal, things like that.
Not like eggs and bacon breakfast are unheard of, but I think most people find it a bit heavy as a first meal of the day.

You eat spoiled milk and cat food for breakfast?

 

[Joe Wong]

Guys

 

[Jack Reacheround]

If I have to go to work, there is no way I have the time to prepare a bacon & eggs breakfast, let alone eat it and stay awake afterward. But on weekends I sometimes have that and it is great.
But yeah, people who eat like that every day are morbidly obese and generally worthless, most likely from the effect their breakfast has on their constitution.

 

[ralphc1]

My wife premakes veggie sausage, egg and cheese english muffins for bfast. I eat that..a banana and yogurt. The veggie sausage isnt half bad really.

Veggie sausage is terrible. Just go out in your yard and eat grass.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

absolutely not, it's the only passable meal in Military Dining Facilities/Chow Halls.

Especially in like Afghanistan or Iraq

 

[John Wang]

Why do you hate freedom?

Because you touch yourself at night

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Fruit (usually apple) + cheese (usually those baby bells) + meat (usually hard salami) + carb (usually pretzels) + coffee....

For the win

Weird. Thats what i have for dessert