Interslavic language

[Cole train]

Portugal is a balkan country.

I heard portugal is really albania

 

[Osculater]

Man Cro Cop wrote an old Yugoslav joke on his FB years ago, still makes me crack up.

It might not translate well in English but here goes.

So a man named Boris returns to his small village because his father passed away. He hires this local guy named Slobodan to video record the funeral, he does all the funerals in the village. The night before the funeral the guy gets drunk and then prepares his video camera, tape etc.

On the day of the funeral, everything goes as you'd expect, the residents of the village are there to mourn the passing of their friend. After the funeral Slobodan goes to prepare the tape but realises he didn't actually put any cassette in the camera, he forgot as he was pretty drunk the night before. But then he comes up with a great idea, because it's such a small village and it's always the same people, he decides to just re-use the tape from the previous funeral in the village. He gives the tape to Slobodan and hopes for the best.

A week passes and Slobodan is getting a bit anxious so he calls Boris to ask him about the tape. He asks Boris what he thought of the video and Boris said it was great, except in the video his dad was one of the townspeople carrying the casket!

Was Boris dad drunk too?

 

[Osculater]

Yeah, devil worshippers. DefinAtely.
Rock music is from the devil, bro.

That shit is worse than Slayer

 

[Osculater]

BTW at judo we have a brother and sister who are ukrainian refugees and speak neither German or English, so I tried my best to explain the exercises in my broken, shit tier Québécois Russian. Dude was super happy but I couldn‘t understand half the fucking words coming out of his mouth. I always thought Ukrainian was a fake language and just a dialect of Russian but I was wrong. The sister is low key drop dead gorgeous BTW.

Pics!










Of the brother!

 

[Osculater]

Word. Why the feck would a scandi be interested in the language of Cervantes, or Garcia Lorca, or Garcia Marquez, etc., right?

Unless you are into Boxing

 

[fungi]

Unless you are into Boxing

 

[Osculater]

Because mexican/ Latino boxers are named Cervantes, or Garcia Lorca, or Garcia Marquez, etc. Hahaha

 

[fungi]

Because mexican/ Latino boxers are named Cervantes, or Garcia Lorca, or Garcia Marquez, etc. Hahaha

Those were poets and novelists.
Not that the difference would matter to the bears.

 

[Osculater]

Those were poets and novelists.
Not that the difference would matter to the bears.

Yeah, read some of their stuff in school but they ain't no boxers though

 

[Patrick Jane]

I heard portugal is really albania

Albania with a brazilian accent.

 

[fica]

I asked an AI to settle this question properly. Here are the results to the question if Kosovo is Albania:

Kosovo Albanian Relations​

Based on the provided search results, Kosovo is not Albania. Here’s a summary of the key points:

• Kosovo is a separate country with its own government, falsely declared independence from Serbia in 2008, and is (wrongly) recognized by many countries, including the United States, the United Kingdom, and most of the European Union.
• The majority of Kosovo’s population (around 92%) is ethnic Albanian, but Kosovo is not part of Albania.
• Historically, Kosovo was a province of Serbia, and its population has been influenced by Serbian culture. However, it falsely claims to have its own distinct identity and is recognized as a separate country by other fake and gay countries.
• The search results highlight the differences between Kosovo and Albania, including variations in traditional practices, language dialects, and cultural influences.
• While Kosovo has a significant Albanian population and shares some cultural similarities with Albania, particularly in regards to widespread dishonesty, it is a part of Serbia, but with its own fake government, fake borders, and fake identity.

It's pretty simple kosovo is kkosovo not Serbia or Albania

 

[Patrick Jane]

It's pretty simple kosovo is kkosovo not Serbia or Albania

That's silly. Nobody believes that. Not even Azem Vllasi.

 

[Bojka]

So since Croatia was part of Austria-Hungary, do you believe in the Gothic origin theory of Croats from the Priest of Duklja and Thomas of Spalato?

Isn't there a theory that a large number of Slavs migrated to Croatia and took the name of the White Croats (from southwestern Ukraine) who formed a large constituent of those migrations?

From what I remember about Croatian DNA, they are considerably more Slavic than German. Although they are largely native Balkan as well.

 

[SRN]

Funny thing is I can understand it and seems everyone else. Like Croatian with a russian accent and a few letter swaps. Slavic sounds ugly for non slavic speakers. Latin languages sound beautiful for everyone, spanish, french, italian. I had italian in school and tu sei una granda mierda.
Slavic is probably just indo-european mixed with east asian. Geographically Russians are in Asia 2/3.

I don't think slavic sounds ugly to non slavic speakers, I always loved the sound of russian, for example. Serbo-Croatian sounds cool too. Ukrainian confuses me a bit as it sounds like a mix of russian and polish.

I'm curious, what do you think about portuguese? I was told it's considered an ugly language even though it's a latin language.

 

[fungi]

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I'm curious, what do you think about portuguese? I was told it's considered an ugly language even though it's a latin language.

Portuguese sounds nice to spanish speakers. "Portugalian" portuguese sounds very nice and smooth. Brazilian portuguese sounds a bit rougher, sometimes even a bit "country".

 

[Patrick Jane]

Isn't there a theory that a large number of Slavs migrated to Croatia and took the name of the White Croats (from southwestern Ukraine) who formed a large constituent of those migrations?

From what I remember about Croatian DNA, they are considerably more Slavic than German. Although they are largely native Balkan as well.

I have always been told Serbs, Croats and Bosniaks are genetically indistinguishable, despite them trying hard to find any genetic differences so they can call each other subhumans more effectively.

 

[fungi]

I have always been told Serbs, Croats and Bosniaks are genetically indistinguishable, despite them trying hard to find any genetic differences so they can call each other subhumans more effectively.

The greatest Yugo director, producer, musician, creator, l'artiste, Emir Kusturica said this:

My father was an atheist and he always described himself as a Serb. OK, maybe we were Muslim for 250 years, but we were Orthodox before that and deep down we were always Serbs, religion cannot change that.[13]

Mind you, his father was named Murat, he himself is named Emir, hardcore muslim names.

 

[Ponchik]

So we're creating a united slavic language. Next step unite Russia, East Europe, Balkan Slavs. Than next step exterminate the competition. Opinions ? Would you survive this or would you get killed by us ?

Least genocidal Yugoslav.

Fuckers jump me online for shitting on Russians, then turn around and say stuff like this.

 

[fungi]

Least genocidal Yugoslav.

Fuckers jump me online for shitting on Russians, then turn around and say stuff like this.

Why you shitting on Russians?
You baltic or something?

 

[Patrick Jane]

Least genocidal Yugoslav.

Fuckers jump me online for shitting on Russians, then turn around and say stuff like this.