Social In which position do you sleep ?

I sleep in every position and then some.

This includes pillows piled onto my face, propping on leg on the other to put it in the air, and laying on my back with my hands folded together over my stomach lmao. Sometimes I lay like a frog on my stomach, sometimes I like to hang off the bed.
 
Mostly on the back, but I usually turn on my sides during the night. I rarely sleep on my stomach unless I’m sick with nausea.
 
I sleep on my side, but not immediately. I have to start on my back. Then I feel out each side until finally settling on my right, facing my clock.
 
Sometimes a hybrid of upper body side and lower body flat facing down like a twist. Might be safer for the balls.
 
I dated a girl once and she said she had a stomach ache so I spooned her and fell asleep that way. She farted all over my junk all night long. Like big long trucker farts.

The next day she admitted that she knew she was farting on me and she just figured that the relationship was over so may as well let 'r rip and not be in pain anymore.

I decided I liked her honesty and stuck around for a few years.
So, you like to sleep, covered in big long, trucker farts?
 
So, you like to sleep, covered in big long, trucker farts?
I didn't like it, but I did think it was funny. Plus for the duration of the relationship she couldn't complain about me farting or I'd bring this up.

Plus her head game was on point. Best and most frequent BJ's I've ever had. And she swallowed every time.
 
On the right side or on the left side if I have indigestion.
 
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On my tummy facing right. I can't really sleep any other way
 
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