I'm Officially A Douche...Just Ordered a E-Cigarette Starter Kit.

[POWER2]

So, I smoke American Spirit's. Not all the time. But more than I should lately. Never smoked regular cigarettes, but honestly never thought I'd go from a pack of Spirits a month to a pack a week. So, today I ordered this.

I always look at people with e-cigarettes and vaps the way I look at people who walk around with bluetooth earbuds and wireless apple earbuds in - like assholes.

Fuck it. lol

EPUFFER MAGNUM SNAPS® E-PACK STARTER KIT CONTENT

• 1 Personal Charging Case ( PCC / E-PACK )
• 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / RED LED
• 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / BLUE LED
• 3 Premium Tobacco Sample Cartridges - Delivers Up-to 300 Puffs Each ( ~ 30 cigarettes )
• Universal AC2USB Adapter 110/240V
• Micro USB Charging Cable
• Car Charger
• Instruction Manual

 

[Staph infection]

I hope you choke on your mechanical cock.

 

[ithinktheymad]

 

[lts5025]

Enjoy your douche flute.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Starter kit before you upgrade to the skin flute
Enjoy your phallus, playboy

 

[bad seed]

 

[Gref]

 

[Revolver]

Only a matter of time til you smoke cock.

 

[TheLinguist]

I had a friend who smoked lucky strikes but switched to vaping, he’s now a homosexual and tweets about the need for social justice and how white people oppress every other race.

 

[loyalyolayal]

So, I smoke American Spirit's. Not all the time. But more than I should lately. Never smoked regular cigarettes, but honestly never thought I'd go from a pack of Spirits a month to a pack a week. So, today I ordered this.

I always look at people with e-cigarettes and vaps the way I look at people who walk around with bluetooth earbuds and wireless apple earbuds in - like assholes.

Fuck it. lol

EPUFFER MAGNUM SNAPS® E-PACK STARTER KIT CONTENT

• 1 Personal Charging Case ( PCC / E-PACK )
• 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / RED LED
• 1 E55M Battery ( Ø= 9mm, length: 55mm ) ASH TIP / BLUE LED
• 3 Premium Tobacco Sample Cartridges - Delivers Up-to 300 Puffs Each ( ~ 30 cigarettes )
• Universal AC2USB Adapter 110/240V
• Micro USB Charging Cable
• Car Charger
• Instruction Manual

Get a proper kit like a geekvape aegis legend kit with an rda. They're like $55. It'll take you less than 15 mins to learn the ropes. Good job quitting.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Can I get a pack of red apples?

 

[POWER2]

Get a proper kit like a geekvape aegis legend kit with an rda. They're like $55. It'll take you less than 15 mins to learn the ropes. Good job quitting.

So basically you're recommending that I buy a dildo that I can vape with and pleasure your wife with? No. Your wife is too chubby.

Also, I'm a white collar professional, not a truck driver.

And this looks like a detonator that Superman knocks out of your hand just in time to save Metropolis.

 

[POWER2]

Can I get a pack of red apples?

Cute http://wiki.tarantino.info/index.php/Red_Apple_cigarettes

 

[POWER2]

I had a friend who smoked lucky strikes but switched to vaping, he’s now a homosexual and tweets about the need for social justice and how white people oppress every other race.

Looks funny, but can't be sure.

 

[TheLinguist]

Looks funny, but can't be sure.

I’m not saying you will become a homosexual (maybe you already are) but seeing as you enjoy holding things whilst they are in your mouth we shouldn’t discount the possibility

 

[POWER2]

I hope you choke on your mechanical cock.

Your response to me wanting to reduce my risk of lung cancer is hope I choke to death.

 

[POWER2]

I’m not saying you will become a homosexual (maybe you already are) but seeing as you enjoy holding things whilst they are in your mouth we should discount the possibility

True true. Anything is possible at this point. It's 11pm, my wife just went to sleep and I'm still up and I'll be honest I paid for expedited shipping, so I'm kinda excited to see if it will be here by Saturday.

#ExcitedAboutMyNewLife

 

[CerebralKnievel]

I would prefer you don't smoke cigarettes, for your own health, but if you're determined to do so, at least e-cigs don't contribute to untold amounts of poison-soaked fiberglass filters floating into our rivers and oceans every year.

 

[Gref]

Srsly though cancel that order and just order the robot dildo looking ones. Way better flavor and they deliver nicotine better imo. Can be a pain in the ass if you're not interested in learning new shit but that thing you got looks like a gas station e cig.