I'm going to be anally penetrated

[Fedorgasm]

And afterwards, I'm getting a colonoscopy, woohoo!

So for those of you who have had it done, how bad is it?

I hear that I'm going to be up all night on the shitter, so not really looking forward to that part.

Not that I'm looking forward to the other part either.

Or am I?

 

[TCE]

I had both last year. The prep drinking that horrible liquid is the worse part of it all. The procedure wasn't so bad because I had them give me some shit to make me unaware what was happening.

 

[Zer]

I had both last year. The prep drinking that horrible liquid is the worse part of it all. The procedure wasn't so bad because I had them give me some shit to make me unaware what was happening.

Yeah for me the actual procedure was fine. I was knocked out and just woke up drooling after it was all done, with a room full of docs and nurses smiling at me

The night before though with the laxative drink sucked because I was constantly shitting and so my ass was raw from wiping it all night long

 

[Fedorgasm]

The procedure wasn't so bad because I had them give me some shit to make me unaware what was happening.

Oh no! What if I do like Walter White and accidentally give away my secrets?

 

[fingercuffs]

And afterwards, I'm getting a colonoscopy, woohoo!

So for those of you who have had it done, how bad is it?

I hear that I'm going to be up all night on the shitter, so not really looking forward to that part.

Not that I'm looking forward to the other part either.

Or am I?

Hang on, and I'm not fucking around, you aren't going to have to empty out for an entire day after drinking some stuff and be knocked out to get it done?

Again, please don't joke with me.

 

[syct23]

How much weight did you guys cut during the procedure..?

 

[fingercuffs]

After reading @Zer yeah I'll stick with the Colorgard I have in the cabinet. I just can't cope with anything like that related so I'll likely do it sometime never.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Hang on, and I'm not fucking around, you aren't going to have to empty out for an entire day after drinking some stuff and be knocked out to get it done?

Again, please don't joke with me.

Yeah they told me to start drinking this stuff at 8pm, then I'll have diarrhea all night apparently, then first thing in the morning I go to the doctor and they "Cosby" me.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

The prep is heinous. 24 hours of the most watery explosive diarrhea in the world.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Prep sucks, procedure is medicated so you shouldn't feel or remember much of anything.

Basically like being a naive college girl after a frat party.

 

[HereticBD]

It's nothing. Save that fear for your first prostate exam.

 

[Excelsior]

Siding with the majority. The prep was awful, but they put me out for the procedure. The doctor tried to show me pictures of my insides afterwards, the sick fuck. I really don't need to see that.

 

[Cajun]

I was knocked out and just woke up drooling after it was all done, with a room full of docs and nurses smiling at me

Sounds like you got a little extra bruh...

 

[Big Burly]

They have a newer prep that is two 16-oz liquids an hour or so apart, IIRC. They aren't good tasting, but are easy to get down.

I was fully under with propofol, so when I went out I had no memory until I woke up. When I did wake up I asked for a longer "nap" because it was so restful.

The scope is thinner than the average pinkie finger.

And, the truly best part, they blow your colon full of air so they don't miss something in a wrinkle. They want you to pass all of that air before you leave. Epic farts!

 

[lsa]

I had both last year. The prep drinking that horrible liquid is the worse part of it all. The procedure wasn't so bad because I had them give me some shit to make me unaware what was happening.

this.. the procedure is a breeze when you had to drink gallons of Satans piss.
That prep drink is the worst I ever had.

 

[Tone C]

Meh , had prostate exams ( why did he have both hands on my shoulders btw ? ) and colonoscopies .

The prep isn't great but not as bad as some made out . Have some lotioned wipes ready and pay attention to what the pamphlets say about food and drinks and avoid the colourful stuff that buggers up the intestines and makes them think you are bleeding or stuff .

It may seem that the gunk isn't working, I was 4 hours past when it was supposed to have kicked in when it finally did.

It wasn't even a bad sensation , I had a mild sedative , we get three options here , no drugs , mild sedative or doped right up.

Take a change of clothes just in case....


And really, really REALLY check the instructions for when you start taking the stuff and when the procedure is..had someone get his dates wrong , took the laxative then realised he started too early and had to redo the procedure for a couple of days later..

Apparently all he could hear when he phoned up about it was several nurses come to the phone and then start laughing when he repeated what he'd done...

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I was supposed to have a colonoscopy last June but ended up canceling it because it would have been in a small town a little over an hour north of Edmonton with no rest stops. Everyone who had previously had colonoscopies of their own said there’s no way I’d survive the drive shitting my guts out so I cancelled it. Will have to reschedule to a time when I can stay overnight at a motel in that town as getting the procedure done in Edmonton is nigh impossible given my age (I’m only 40 and they won’t do them typically for people under 55).

 

[Mock Artwork]

Is anyone aroused? Cause I am.

 

[Sycho Sid]

I guess there is some new spit test they have to test for prostate cancer that is supposed to be more accurate than the blood test. Someday we may only need the ass test for extreme issues

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Meh , had prostate exams ( why did he have both hands on my shoulders btw ? )

Just about spit out my coffee at this