Get it! I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face. I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho Either they bang or they don't. Short guys unite. (No one will admit it : (
I am 5'7 bruh, fuck tall people. I can be your big bro though since youre so small. You can be under my protection, I am tough as nail and I have learned boxing from youtube videos...
You want none of this. Will kick your fucking head off on a bad day. Will bob and weave Anderson style just to embarrass you on a good one. Join my leadership or perish.
I don't need to come at you, seeing as you're little more than a dwarf. I can actually just look straight forward and not notice your presence in anyway. Carry on.