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  1. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Platinum Member

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    Get it!

    I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face.

    I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho

    Either they bang or they don't.

    Short guys unite.

    (No one will admit it : (
     
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  2. TheOneAboveAll3

    TheOneAboveAll3 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I am 5'7 bruh, fuck tall people. I can be your big bro though since youre so small. You can be under my protection, I am tough as nail and I have learned boxing from youtube videos...
     
    TheOneAboveAll3, Jan 10, 2020
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  3. Sturm

    Sturm 151 Belt Platinum Member

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    I would only laugh at you guys behind your back don't worry
     
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  4. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Platinum Member

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    Lol Tiny love
     
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  5. AGGAMEMNON66

    AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    lmao
     
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    Krixes Red Belt

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    I think you post like a solid 6 footer bro....
     
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    JabToucher Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I would!

    But it wouldn't be a fair fight now would it.

    Now breath......and back away slowly...
     
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  8. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Platinum Member

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    I know Fetuses taller than me
     
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  9. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    U can get lengthened in a 3rd world country where they break ur legs
     
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  10. Yoel Bromero

    Yoel Bromero Green Belt

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    Trying to come at you but I can't see you for the shrubbery
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Weenies
     
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    BigGucciSosa Red Belt

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    need help changing a light bulb?
     
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    chill doggie Purple Belt

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    You want none of this.
    Will kick your fucking head off on a bad day.
    Will bob and weave Anderson style just to embarrass you on a good one.
    Join my leadership or perish.
     
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  15. Hades86

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    5'6????

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    I’m going to petition you change your name. {<jordan}
     
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    Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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  18. TommyGod

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    You might be shorter than I am. But at least I have a bigger bank account than you do OP.
     
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  19. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis

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    what do you call an angry midget?

    short tempered
     
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  20. Ballsaque

    Ballsaque Brown Belt

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    I don't need to come at you, seeing as you're little more than a dwarf. I can actually just look straight forward and not notice your presence in anyway.

    Carry on.
     
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