I'm 5'6 come at me dawg

Get it!

I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face.

I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho

Either they bang or they don't.

Short guys unite.

(No one will admit it : (

 

I am 5'7 bruh, fuck tall people. I can be your big bro though since youre so small. You can be under my protection, I am tough as nail and I have learned boxing from youtube videos...

 

I would only laugh at you guys behind your back don't worry

 

Lol Tiny love

 

lmao

 

I think you post like a solid 6 footer bro....

 

I would!

But it wouldn't be a fair fight now would it.

Now breath......and back away slowly...

 

I know Fetuses taller than me

 

U can get lengthened in a 3rd world country where they break ur legs

 

Trying to come at you but I can't see you for the shrubbery

 

Weenies

 

need help changing a light bulb?

 

You want none of this.
Will kick your fucking head off on a bad day.
Will bob and weave Anderson style just to embarrass you on a good one.
Join my leadership or perish.

 

5'6????

 

I’m going to petition you change your name.

 

You might be shorter than I am. But at least I have a bigger bank account than you do OP.

 

what do you call an angry midget?

Spoiler

short tempered

 

I don't need to come at you, seeing as you're little more than a dwarf. I can actually just look straight forward and not notice your presence in anyway.

Carry on.