I'm 5'6 come at me dawg

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  1. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    Get it!

    I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face.

    I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho

    Either they bang or they don't.

    Short guys unite.

    (No one will admit it : (
     
  2. TheOneAboveAll3 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I am 5'7 bruh, fuck tall people. I can be your big bro though since youre so small. You can be under my protection, I am tough as nail and I have learned boxing from youtube videos...
     
  3. Sturm 151 Belt Platinum Member

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    I would only laugh at you guys behind your back don't worry
     
  4. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    Lol Tiny love
     
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  6. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    I think you post like a solid 6 footer bro....
     
  7. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    I would!

    But it wouldn't be a fair fight now would it.

    Now breath......and back away slowly...
     
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  8. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    I know Fetuses taller than me
     
  9. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    U can get lengthened in a 3rd world country where they break ur legs
     
  10. Yoel Bromero Green Belt

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    Trying to come at you but I can't see you for the shrubbery
     
  11. BEER 1312 Platinum Member

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    Weenies
     
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    need help changing a light bulb?
     
  14. chill doggie 154XnXhoNmWMGdUp1UVZ7ZEegCMpVNNm7J Platinum Member

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    You want none of this.
    Will kick your fucking head off on a bad day.
    Will bob and weave Anderson style just to embarrass you on a good one.
    Join my leadership or perish.
     
  15. Hades86 Black Belt

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    5'6????

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  16. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    I’m going to petition you change your name. {<jordan}
     
  17. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    You might be shorter than I am. But at least I have a bigger bank account than you do OP.
     
  19. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    what do you call an angry midget?

    short tempered
     
  20. Ballsaque Brown Belt

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    I don't need to come at you, seeing as you're little more than a dwarf. I can actually just look straight forward and not notice your presence in anyway.

    Carry on.
     

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