I'm 5'6 come at me dawg

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  1. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Thread needs more midget mocking
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  2. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You can join up with those cucks who are going to have a baby with that gal and be the real life version of snow white and the 7 dwarfs
     
  3. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    I can hear you Sam but I can't see you because I don't have eyes, on my hips.
     
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  4. SuwoopBangin

    SuwoopBangin Praise Be Unto The Based

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    Manlet brethren unite, I just spent 3 rounds in the manlet pits fighting against a 5'8 woman. Held my own and even got in a few hits of my own.
    Anybody else fight in the manlet pits in their free time?
     
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  5. Clear Winner

    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    I mean, you can try, but most of us would say no and shut that shit down using our superior reach.
     
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    CoolB Black Belt

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    Are you more a Matt Serra or a Jeff Monson?
     
  7. PlayswellwithLawnDarts

    PlayswellwithLawnDarts Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Damn that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard
    Hope puberty comes soon for you TS.
     
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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Does your hair smell like feet?
     
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  9. kahiljabroni

    kahiljabroni Black Belt

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    My condolences
     
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  10. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF Amply Insensate Platinum Member

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    JabToucher Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    That's an awesome scale of measurement!
     
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  12. Oooxente

    Oooxente Red Belt

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    Flex up! 32CD077A-C206-4A57-8334-5C8E356F19E5.jpeg
     
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    Zookeeper Gabe Animal Feces Engineer

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    Come at you, shit I probably wouldn’t even be able to see you and trip and hurt myself.
     
  14. Bloody Pulp

    Bloody Pulp Gold Belt

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    Aren’t you a protected class if under 5’7”? I ain’t tryna catch a hate crime rap.
     
  15. RetiredSlave

    RetiredSlave Black Belt

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    Someone buy this man a bagel.
     
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    Jimmy McGill White Belt washed in an old twin tub

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  17. Streeter

    Streeter Black Belt

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    I would come at you but I dont think I would be able to find you....... because you're small.
     
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  18. MXZT

    MXZT Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Wow isn't the guy in the middle 6'9"? I forgot his name.
     
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  19. paynebringer

    paynebringer Titanium Ape Planet Belt... Always Defend ♠♠♠

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    I'm 5'6 come at me dawg


    You'll be 5'6 someday lil dreamer, but now I need you to burp

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  20. The Polish Pounder

    The Polish Pounder Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    I'd lawn dart you into the side of a production trailer

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