I'm 5'6 come at me dawg

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Get it!

I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face.

I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho

Either they bang or they don't.

Short guys unite.

(No one will admit it : (
I am 5'7 bruh, fuck tall people. I can be your big bro though since youre so small. You can be under my protection, I am tough as nail and I have learned boxing from youtube videos...
You can join up with those cucks who are going to have a baby with that gal and be the real life version of snow white and the 7 dwarfs
 
I can hear you Sam but I can't see you because I don't have eyes, on my hips.
 
Manlet brethren unite, I just spent 3 rounds in the manlet pits fighting against a 5'8 woman. Held my own and even got in a few hits of my own.
Anybody else fight in the manlet pits in their free time?
 
Are you more a Matt Serra or a Jeff Monson?
 
Does your hair smell like feet?
 
Come at you, shit I probably wouldn’t even be able to see you and trip and hurt myself.
 
Aren’t you a protected class if under 5’7”? I ain’t tryna catch a hate crime rap.
 
I would come at you but I dont think I would be able to find you....... because you're small.
 
I'm 5'6 come at me dawg


You'll be 5'6 someday lil dreamer, but now I need you to burp

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Get it!

I'm drunk, little man syndrome in full effect. Will UFC you into a Fedor straight on rampages face.

I don't stand on my tipeetoes like that fruit in that other thread tho

Either they bang or they don't.

Short guys unite.

(No one will admit it : (


I'd lawn dart you into the side of a production trailer

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