Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by SamSchmidt, Jan 10, 2020.
Thread needs more midget mocking
You can join up with those cucks who are going to have a baby with that gal and be the real life version of snow white and the 7 dwarfs
I can hear you Sam but I can't see you because I don't have eyes, on my hips.
Manlet brethren unite, I just spent 3 rounds in the manlet pits fighting against a 5'8 woman. Held my own and even got in a few hits of my own.
Anybody else fight in the manlet pits in their free time?
I mean, you can try, but most of us would say no and shut that shit down using our superior reach.
Are you more a Matt Serra or a Jeff Monson?
Damn that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard
Hope puberty comes soon for you TS.
Does your hair smell like feet?
That's an awesome scale of measurement!
Come at you, shit I probably wouldn’t even be able to see you and trip and hurt myself.
Aren’t you a protected class if under 5’7”? I ain’t tryna catch a hate crime rap.
Someone buy this man a bagel.
I would come at you but I dont think I would be able to find you....... because you're small.
Wow isn't the guy in the middle 6'9"? I forgot his name.
I'm 5'6 come at me dawg
You'll be 5'6 someday lil dreamer, but now I need you to burp
I'd lawn dart you into the side of a production trailer
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