Media Ilia Topuria assaults Paddy after he congragulates him

[ShaggyDoyle]

Paddy comes up to congragulate ilia on his impressive win over Charles. Tells him that he wont be doing that to him though. Ilia takes offense to that and shoves Paddy.

 

[Frode Falch]

Nice spinn

 

[sanguinius]

That was such a weird push.

 

[usernamee]

That was such a weird push.

He couldn't push properly because he didn't want to drop his belts. Also a completely theatrical push to get some hype going, it is what it is. Dude's just trying to make as much money as he can no fault in that.

 

[sanguinius]

He couldn't push properly because he didn't want to drop his belts. Also a completely theatrical push to get some hype going, it is what it is. Dude's just trying to make as much money as he can no fault in that.

Theatrical is a good word for it. I was going to say performative but it sounded stupid.

 

[usernamee]

Theatrical is a good word for it. I was going to say performative but it sounded stupid.

Yeah but theatrical might sound a little gay so it's a plague or cholera kind of deal bro.

 

[sanguinius]

Yeah but theatrical might sound a little gay so it's a plague or cholera kind of deal bro.

Language are hard.

 

[deadshot138]

Paddys getting KOd first round

 

[Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]

Topuria and Paddy may dislike each others but they know this fight will be mutually lucrative. They're already selling it

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Topuria and Paddy may dislike each others but they know this fight will be mutually lucrative. They're already selling it

Exactly. Listen to what Topuria said about fighting paddy on rogan podcast. Its what he wants most.

He also said paddy would beat Gaethje easily if they fought.

 

[Intermission]

That was such a weird push.

pretty gay

Yeah but theatrical might sound a little gay

it was gay

 

[Oscar Madison]

Ilia shook -- cool demeanor gone, emotional "little man".

 

[Dr. Rose]

wtf. Why does he have two belts. Didn't they force him to vacate?

 

[Clark Rogers]

That push a clearly for show, but still had some sass in it. Paddy dwarves the little guy too.

 

[Rio Ferdinand]

More scripted than the WWE

 

[Thy]

155 lb ilia vs 220 lb paddy lul

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Outsider524]

Why didn't this fight happen again?

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Why didn't this fight happen again?

Cormier didn't join WWE

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

155 lb ilia vs 220 lb paddy lul

"If EVER there was a DAVID and GoliATH match in the UFC, this would be it Joe."

"This is a matchup of skill versus sheer size. Paddy has to pay property taxes on his own carbon footprint and we're just talking about NIPPLES DOWN! The man is so large he is taxed by the government of the UK simply for existing as such a centrifugal GRAVITATIONAL mass. Between camps, Paddy has been rolling downhills to help local villages with their parabolic geoelectric potential, blowung up to over 72 tonnes, but that adds to power when you're cutting down. Topuria has never faced someone the size of extremely large mining equipment before. He just hasn't felt the power of someone who was meant to dig into bedrock before."

"Joe, Paddy looks like he's training to fight TOM Aspinall, UFC Undisputed Champion after the surrendering ducking of former ehatshisface Jon Jones. Is there a way for Ilia Topuria to overcome this sheer glacial size advantage? They look like they're in two separate paleontol eras, like a modern human vs a Chimpanzee-Austrolopithicus hybrid."

"This is the single most biblical fight eye think eye've ever seen in tha octagon. No other phrasing for it, if it were any bigger, L. Ron Hubbard would have started a new religion over it, while still condemning Payton Talbott to hell simply for existing in such a zestiriffic way."