If you were walking in a dark alleyway and you're...

[ZombieXIV]

Who is that guy? Seen this pic before and always wondered what the story was.

 

[ryan3434]

In a tough neighborhood, which fighter would scare you the most if MMA didn't exist and those guys were thugs instead? And which one would scare you the least? Ladies and gentlemen, let the fun begin!

In no particular order

Brock
Jardine
Wandy
T Silva
Kimbo

There's also that black dude from older wrestling (and bad movies) with the bald head and wonky eye

 

[Philtard]

Shane del Rosario.

 

[SewerPirate]

Paulo Filho, talking to himself and staring into the distance as I try to walk by.

 

[jimmyw404]

this.

Most MMA fighters have that professional, well conditioned look about them. Where they don't have a desire to fight on the street due to confidence and already fighting/sparring all the time. Guys like Bob Sapp, Lesnar etc are just obvious athletes / performers and wouldn't hurt anyone outside a sanctioned fight.

But fighters like Aleks? With their fucked up Russian jail melted tire tattoos and crazy look in their eye? Hell no.

 

[Bubson Bubba]

 

[BubbaH]

In no particular order

Brock
Jardine
Wandy
T Silva
Kimbo

There's also that black dude from older wrestling (and bad movies) with the bald head and wonky eye

Tiny Lister

 

[B33bs]

The most - Cyborg Justino
The least - brian ebersole

 

[KantoTerror]

Your best chance against a thug armed/unarmed is to kick him in the nuts...but guess what?

 

[JustinvR]

Diego Brandao.
He seems like someone that would beat the shit out of you for no reason, take all your shit, and comes back just to stab you.

 

[torval]

in a dark alleyway? tall guys, huge guys. hunt, struve, browne. if struve was just walking towards me in a dark alleyway i'd be cautious. guy is fucking huge.

 

[Jeffplsgo]

 

[Genki Sudo II]

If you are walking down the street with Overeem, no one in their right mind would pick a fight with you. Just pray it's a short walk so he doesn't gas.

Bravo.:icon_chee

 

[400lbKneeOnFace]

 

[400lbKneeOnFace]

 

[400lbKneeOnFace]

Blacks are 12% of the US population but commit 50% of the murders and non-negligent manslaughters, 33% of the rapes and 56% of the robberies.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table-43

Edit: Note that there is no Hispanic category in the tables...

 

[400lbKneeOnFace]

Yeah no one wanted to touch that did they.

 

[RoscoeRufus]

so, anybody black, huh?

there's a joke in there somewhere, but i'm not gonna go for it...

 

[CelticThunder]

Jon Jones. He'd see me selling drugs in the alley and rat me out to the pigs.

 

[Earthworm Jim]

A guy like Shane Carwin in a police uniform would intimidate the shit out of me.

Spoiler

Yes, law enforcement officers to protect & serve (the state, not the people) do more to scare me than any street thug ever will

Spoiler

FUCK THE POLICE!