If you were walking in a dark alleyway and you're...

Bigfoot breastfeeding in a dark alley.

I would shit my pants and die.
 
you's a racist motha fucka
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DC is a teddy bear.
 
I'd probably piss myself like that cat that Thiago made piss in a cup for him to give in during a drug test. If I seen Thiago in an alleyway.

CTFU. That is one of the greatest things I've read in awhile.
 
LMFAO @ the list with all the athletic and explosive dudes

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Scary:
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Not so scary:
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I know he's a kickboxer but still a good mention lol

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Most :
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Least: Cody Mckenzie, Shit got Real
 
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Cain looking like some Los Zetas uber-immortal.

Wanderlei looking like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

Jeff Monson/Krzysztof Soszyński looking like some Aryan soul-taker off that show Oz.

And Carwin because he looks he could prison rape Juggernaut from X-Men if he wanted to.
 
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Neo?
 
I'd probably be most scared of Aleksander Emelianenko. Especially if I was in Russia.

Least scared would be Anderson Silva. I'm pretty sure I could make my escape while he's still dancing, waiting for me to make a mistake.
 
Not so scary:
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Pff. Fuck that. A dude dressed like that walking down a dark alley is scary as fuck, because you don't walk down a dark alley dressed like that unless you're the kind of guy who makes the Joker say "Hey, wait a minute. Let's all just reconsider our life choices."
 
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