I think I f*d up

[Bacco]

I was on tinder trying to get laid, and I matched with this girl then started throwing out random bullshit cuz it usually works. I lied and said I play guitar and just got a new puppy. Anyway, we went on a date and it went well, and it turns out I actually like her a lot and she agreed to a second date. Now I just have to hope she doesn't bring up either lie or I'm probably boned. I don't even know why I mentioned guitar--i play piano really well and could've just said that.

I'm 30 but swear I have the maturity and foresight of a 17 yr old

If make you feel better, she lied about being a woman

 

[Idonotbelieveit]

You might as well Bang her then cut ties

 

[HunterSdVa29]

like half the girls on there say 'am not here for sex/hookups' or whatever before they smash first time...

IOW, I don't think people tend to hold others accountable for the things they say on there