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I was on tinder trying to get laid, and I matched with this girl then started throwing out random bullshit cuz it usually works. I lied and said I play guitar and just got a new puppy. Anyway, we went on a date and it went well, and it turns out I actually like her a lot and she agreed to a second date. Now I just have to hope she doesn't bring up either lie or I'm probably boned. I don't even know why I mentioned guitar--i play piano really well and could've just said that.
I'm 30 but swear I have the maturity and foresight of a 17 yr old
If make you feel better, she lied about being a woman