I just accidentally said "I love you" to my employee

[Osculater]

First thing in the morning start saying “I love you” to everyone you meet and aggressively grope them

And jerk off the dudes to show you ain't bias and prejudice

 

[Michaelangelo]

You can squash this problem easily. Next time you see her just say at the end of the conversation by saying 'I love you, stepsis*”

Fixed again imo

 

[Osculater]

Fixed again imo

Naw, he is gonna make it weirder. He can start saying step-sis like a month later

 

[Doughie99]

Is the female employee hot?

If so..... Probably a Freudian Slip.
Go Google that.

Could be the start of a beautiful thing....

 

[NoSmilez]

It's too late. You need to show your pp to her.

 

[-Magua-]

It's too late. You need to show your pp to her.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Lol, a lady at work once said that to me because she was obviously distracted and got her wires crossed thinking she was talking to a family member.

 

[Gene Tunney]

meh I buy it
she was throwing it around when she was younger and chose to settle down later as they said in the show

I know a couple chicks like that smoke shows that lived it up and then settled down with kids or got born again etc...

plenty to the other way though













also her sister is hotter than she was

also wanna give her some credits the real actress loves us Latin lovers so you know she got good taste

Her sister was only around for the first few episodes, iirc.

I just saw the episode where Doug fantasizes about a bunch of attractive young women, one of which being his in real life wife. Then Carrie has a Latin-themed fantasy about another man, who I am assuming is her in real life husband. At the culmination, Carries only allows Doug to fantasize about a petite granny in a cheerleader outfit.

If you analyze it, love is like a magnetic quantum force of nature, with conscious and subconscious connotations. There are people who are capable of loving only one person, whereas others can love many. Love is quite the cosmic mystery.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I say that to the liquor store clerk all the time.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

That is actually funny. I would not overthink that.

If anything I would joke with her about it next time I speak with her. But you guys in murica have a different culture so IDK. You probably should resign, register as sex offender and go live in soltitude to ask forgiveness.

 

[plataoplombo]

At least you didn't say "I'm gonna eat that pussy from the back tonight ".

Or maybe you should have, all depends on what your coworker looks like.

 

[Fedorgasm]

This is an old thread but I suppose I can provide an update.

I didn't get fired, she never mentioned it and neither did I. I never got a call from HR.

I do not, however, have any idea about whether she tells people about it behind my back, or if she secretly thinks I'm in love with her.

 

[Intermission]

This is an old thread but I suppose I can provide an update.

I didn't get fired, she never mentioned it and neither did I. I never got a call from HR.

I do not, however, have any idea about whether she tells people about it behind my back, or if she secretly thinks I'm in love with her.

is she hot?

 

[Fedorgasm]

is she hot?

Eh. Nothing wrong with her physically but I've never been attracted to her. My wife is hotter to me.

 

[Intermission]

Eh. Nothing wrong with her physically but I've never been attracted to her. My wife is hotter to me.

Do you have any sort of liking towards each other?

I'm actually curious why she never brought it up. If you are friendly then it's not too surprising. But it doesn't sound like you are even that,