I just accidentally said "I love you" to my employee

[ChosenOne]

Lawyer up.

^this.

only half joking too. Because if you ever fire her, and she is the litigious type, this can and will be used against you.

In a sterile court setting your defense against it will sound very suspect, especially is she spins a story of feeling general discomfort around you.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Dont forget the episode where Doug loans Carrie to Deacon so she can help him with Thanksgiving, you know they was fucking

If they weren't, she more or less admits to wishing they were in the paintball episode with Eric Roberts.

 

[Brother Numsi]

Bah, it is a strange but I wouldn’t worry about too much as long as you play it cool. Don’t bring it up again unless she or someone else does first and then laugh it off.

 

[Pliny Pete]

If they weren't, she more or less admits to wishing they were in the paintball episode with Eric Roberts.

And the bag boy at the grocery store!

Carrie was definitely stepping out, she was way too fine for Doug, no way that fat fuck was hitting it right, until the last seasons where she gained all that weight, then she was perfect for Doug

 

[Brother Numsi]

Sheeit. I graduated from college and went to work in a lab. I was the only guy in the lab and was 20 years younger than all the women. I was actually sexually harrassed relentlessly for two years by these dirty old ladies. They would make comments about my ass, rub up on my arms and chest as if they were just "squeezing by" even though there was plenty of space. Hello, one of them wanted me to go in the bathroom because they wanted to measure my Johnson. Not gonna lie about it and say as a young guy it wasn't fun....lol

Yeah man. I’m in my 40s and at my last job I was getting hit on and glared at by most of the female employees and supervisors. Caught this hot married Ukrainian/Russian chick gazing at me from upstairs. Most of the married women were the biggest flirts lol

As a guy it doesn’t bother you but what pisses you off is that you know you couldn’t get away with that shit if the roles were reversed

 

[method115]

This is just like when Carrie Heffernan accidentally told her boss I love you and then he broke up with his girlfriend and bought some Knicks tickets for him and Carrie

Are you a Knicks fan?

Damn I thought it was a friends episode but your right it was king of queens. That shit was funny.

 

[Gene Tunney]

And the bag boy at the grocery store!

Carrie was definitely stepping out, she was way too fine for Doug, no way that fat fuck was hitting it right, until the last seasons where she gained all that weight, then she was perfect for Doug

She was clearly out of Doug's league in the looks department. But after thoroughly analyzing her character, it made sense. In all likelihood, she was probably not loyal to Doug (or anyone else she happened to marry). I suppose that made Doug goofier, in a way.

 

[method115]

And the bag boy at the grocery store!

Carrie was definitely stepping out, she was way too fine for Doug, no way that fat fuck was hitting it right, until the last seasons where she gained all that weight, then she was perfect for Doug

I mean Doug was also just a shit husband in general. He was constant lying and manipulating her.

Just start telling all your employees you love them when you get off the phone with them.

Damn look at the brain on this guy.

 

[emefer]

This is actually the most logical solution

Live long and prosper

 

[RichardHarrow]

I called my female boss Mom once. Don't think our working relationship ever recovered

I called mine comrade. Yes she was Russian and we did not get along.

 

[Tone C]

You think you got problems , I now identify as a woman and my boss told me he loves me and then hung up .

What do I do?

 

[spamking]

LOL no. Why do you ask?

 

[nostradumbass]

You're already getting metoo'd and sent to prison, and your only way out to follow up by sending her a dick pic and asking her to move in with you.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I had a million things going on at once. Super busy day.

I was on the phone with my wife and finished the call by saying "gotta go, love you, bye" because I was getting another call for work.

Answered the work call from one of my (female) employees and I'm answering her question but I'm only half-paying-attention because I'm replying to emails and IM's at the same time.

And my stupid mouth is on autopilot so after I answer her question, I say "ok love you, bye."

As soon as I hung up I was like Fedorgasm, you idiot, WTF did you just say?

So I'm hoping she didn't hear me but I'm pretty sure she did. I speak loud and clear.

Anyhoo, now my employee probably thinks I'm in love with her.

I hate it when shit like that happens, sort of like when you accidently called your teacher “Mum” or something

 

[William Huggins]

Definitely an improvement.

Anything with free Pizza added is always going to be optimum.....

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I had a million things going on at once. Super busy day.

I was on the phone with my wife and finished the call by saying "gotta go, love you, bye" because I was getting another call for work.

Answered the work call from one of my (female) employees and I'm answering her question but I'm only half-paying-attention because I'm replying to emails and IM's at the same time.

And my stupid mouth is on autopilot so after I answer her question, I say "ok love you, bye."

As soon as I hung up I was like Fedorgasm, you idiot, WTF did you just say?

So I'm hoping she didn't hear me but I'm pretty sure she did. I speak loud and clear.

Anyhoo, now my employee probably thinks I'm in love with her.

 

[GSP_37]

Expect a meeting with the HR dept.

 

[zapataxiv]

She was clearly out of Doug's league in the looks department. But after thoroughly analyzing her character, it made sense. In all likelihood, she was probably not loyal to Doug (or anyone else she happened to marry). I suppose that made Doug goofier, in a way.

meh I buy it
she was throwing it around when she was younger and chose to settle down later as they said in the show

I know a couple chicks like that smoke shows that lived it up and then settled down with kids or got born again etc...

plenty to the other way though













also her sister is hotter than she was

also wanna give her some credits the real actress loves us Latin lovers so you know she got good taste

 

[Ichibanner]

I don't see the problem OP. Tell her that you were just expounding upon your sheep fetish when you said "I love ewe".

It's bound to work!

 

[Osculater]

Sheeit. I graduated from college and went to work in a lab. I was the only guy in the lab and was 20 years younger than all the women. I was actually sexually harrassed relentlessly for two years by these dirty old ladies. They would make comments about my ass, rub up on my arms and chest as if they were just "squeezing by" even though there was plenty of space. Hello, one of them wanted me to go in the bathroom because they wanted to measure my Johnson. Not gonna lie about it and say as a young guy it wasn't fun....lol

You ghey!