I have boobs.

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  1. scientismo

    scientismo Guest

    I used to build a few years ago. Since then, I have stopped but I still maintain a fit body by performing sit-ups, push-ups and so forth. Just a while ago, I was shirtless after some sex (yahoo!) and laying on the side of my body. This body position crunched my pecks together and I'd swear it looks like I have hard tits. The girl I was with said they are about the size of B cups and thereafter made fun of me. :( I would not look so bad had the pecks deflated at the same pace with the rest of my muscles, but they have not.

    Anyone else have similar problems?
     
  2. Klotz

    Klotz Shalom

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    pics or gtfo
     
  3. mschatz

    mschatz Hamma: I has it

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    bacon Silver Belt

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  5. Barut

    Barut Banned Banned

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    No.

    Muscle does not turn into fat. You also do not have boobs.

    Read the FAQ both here and in the Diet forum if you are interested in getting strong and lean.

    About the girl...you could have made fun of her for being a fucking whore. Did you think of that? That is the ultimate trump card with women.

    Also, was the "yahoo" an exclamation of exuberance or an explanation of how you met the women? I used to work with a guy who claimed to have boned a bunch of whores he met on yahoo personals.
     
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    ChaseT. Banned Banned

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    Merrill Purple Belt

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    ORLY?

    *Goes to yahoo personals to look for whores. Asks if there are any whores. Gets bant from yahoo personals*

    Shit:mad:
     
  8. Merrill

    Merrill Purple Belt

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    Ahhahahahaha

    Perfect.
     
  9. Lorenz

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    Probably the best pic you've posted yet.
     
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    did Scientismo PM a pic to ChaseT?
     
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    well if you already have boobs, then all you need is a wig and you've doubled your chances of getting laid.
     
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    Show Us Your Hooters!
     
  13. MysticNinjaJay

    MysticNinjaJay Banned Banned

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    Pics or...work?

    Edit: No need for pics it looks like the TS's GF uploaded his music video to Youtube


    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgZcf58Z9hQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgZcf58Z9hQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  14. Merrill

    Merrill Purple Belt

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    LMAO.

    Winner.
     
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    liquid! mens rea

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    Bwhahaha!!!!!!!!!!. Chase you have out done yourself.

    *tips hat*.
     
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    Standard Too dumb to learn, too stubborn to quit

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    Guess you should have worn those nice clothes after all.
     
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    repost this at bodybuilding.com's teen section. i hear they have good info there
     
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