I have boobs.

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I used to build a few years ago. Since then, I have stopped but I still maintain a fit body by performing sit-ups, push-ups and so forth. Just a while ago, I was shirtless after some sex (yahoo!) and laying on the side of my body. This body position crunched my pecks together and I'd swear it looks like I have hard tits. The girl I was with said they are about the size of B cups and thereafter made fun of me. :( I would not look so bad had the pecks deflated at the same pace with the rest of my muscles, but they have not.

Anyone else have similar problems?
 
Mmmm. Popcorn.

*eats popcorn*
 
No.

Muscle does not turn into fat. You also do not have boobs.

Read the FAQ both here and in the Diet forum if you are interested in getting strong and lean.

About the girl...you could have made fun of her for being a fucking whore. Did you think of that? That is the ultimate trump card with women.

Also, was the "yahoo" an exclamation of exuberance or an explanation of how you met the women? I used to work with a guy who claimed to have boned a bunch of whores he met on yahoo personals.
 
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I used to work with a guy who claimed to have boned a bunch of whores he met on yahoo personals.

ORLY?

*Goes to yahoo personals to look for whores. Asks if there are any whores. Gets bant from yahoo personals*

Shit:mad:
 
well if you already have boobs, then all you need is a wig and you've doubled your chances of getting laid.
 
Pics or...work?

Edit: No need for pics it looks like the TS's GF uploaded his music video to Youtube


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Pics or...work?

Edit: No need for pics it looks like the TS's GF uploaded his music video to Youtube


<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgZcf58Z9hQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgZcf58Z9hQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

LMAO.

Winner.
 
Bwhahaha!!!!!!!!!!. Chase you have out done yourself.

*tips hat*.
 
I used to build a few years ago. Since then, I have stopped but I still maintain a fit body by performing sit-ups, push-ups and so forth. Just a while ago, I was shirtless after some sex (yahoo!) and laying on the side of my body. This body position crunched my pecks together and I'd swear it looks like I have hard tits. The girl I was with said they are about the size of B cups and thereafter made fun of me. :( I would not look so bad had the pecks deflated at the same pace with the rest of my muscles, but they have not.

Anyone else have similar problems?

If a woman ever tried to make fun of me, I'd put her back in her place. And then I'd have her make me a pie.
 
Guess you should have worn those nice clothes after all.
 
repost this at bodybuilding.com's teen section. i hear they have good info there
 
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