I bet my 2006 OG Sherdog account that GUSTAFSSON wins against Rumble. Long post!

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  1. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Cliffs for the long post.
    Through my beta tested software I performed an analysis on GUSTAFSSON vs Johnson and I can predict with a 94% success rate that Gustaffson will win.
    Long post:
    I am willing to bet my coveted 2006 Sherdog account that Gustaffson wins his matchup against Rumble Johnson. I am 94% sure that Gustaffson will win the match and I have backtested and ran more data and I can't imagine Rumble winning. This is not based on MMA Match, its based on science.
    I see The Mauler Alexander using his reach and style. This is a 5 round fight and I think that Rumble will fall victim to a TKO or a KO in the late rounds.
    Alexander will impress the hometown crowd and Jon Jones will be in tears at the result.
    Rumble is a great foe, and has been on a tear recently. He will fall victim to one of history's greatest blunders, testing the Swede on his home turf.
    This is easy money and I have bets totaling over 15,000 dollars because of my confidence.
    There it is. It's in the open. I am willing to never come here again and give up my coveted account betting on The Mauler.
    I am as sure of this as I am sure of my sexuality, 94% of my software signals state a win over Rumble.
    Please only respond if you have something positive to say.
     
  2. wellsdj1

    wellsdj1 Red Belt

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    I didn't read it but betting on the favorite isn't that impressive.
     
  3. he is a white belt n00b...
     
  4. HeexX

    HeexX Silver Belt

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    Good luck on your bet. I think you'll win.
     
  5. Kirin

    Kirin Death Operator Platinum Member

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    Betting slip or get the fuck out.
     
  6. Kylewood95

    Kylewood95 Green Belt

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    post your bet slips if you really have 15k riding on this fight
     
  7. GloutonSang

    GloutonSang Brown Belt

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    So you're six per cent gay?

    Edit: How presumptuous of me, you could be six per cent straight. Sorry about that.
     
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    jayBMX Brown Belt

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    Have fun moving in to your parent's house
     
  9. method115

    method115 Titanium Belt

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    You have barely any post. It's not just the age of the account it's the number of post to.
     
  10. Kanster

    Kanster Guest

    Nobody cares.
     
  11. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Posts don't matter. It's the age of the account.
    I am willing to actually give this account to another member here if I lose.
     
  12. leatherneck

    leatherneck if not 4 disappointments, id have no appointments

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    this edit is so funny.
     
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    quadrunner Brown Belt

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    Good luck TS, i think gus can certainly win more often than not but it is a fight and rumble will not be there to play games so anything can happen...

    Make sure if you lose tho you stick to your word, sherdog hates threads like these when the TS doesn't deliver.
     
  14. prikoke

    prikoke Brown Belt

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    whites can't be OGs, fool
     
  15. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Dear 2013 Account,

    I will post it later today if you are interested. It took me almost 2 years to get 15,000 in my betting account. You don't start a dynasty like I have playing it safe.
     
  16. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    I will deliver. I will put the account up for grabs
     
  17. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Anything can happen in MMA.

    I would like to state that I am not a GUSTAFSSON fan boy.
    THis has nothing to do with him, it's the sureness of the bet.
    My favorite fighters are Anderson Silva, Cowboy Cerrone, Cain and Lawler.
     
  18. MaTaLa

    MaTaLa #ConorFold Double Yellow Card

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    Deserves Got Nothing To Do With It, Unfortunately
    Don't. Know. You.
     
  19. TheAlliance

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    Post your slip man.
     
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    Got 600 vCash riding on Gus here, i think i
     

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