Hypergamy

Rusk said:
A Navy SEAL, high school diploma, who had fought in two wars, doesn't qualify as a marriage material.

I mean those characteristics in it self, are not attractive to most women.
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There's nothing attractive about this
 
Jukai said:
HE DID IT AND HE MESSAGED ME, GUYS. Here is the conversation.


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Thunderflash500: Hey, I saw your add and I'm interested in meeting up with you. Please message me back with any questions you may have. You seem to be very picky, but I'm up for the challenge and I hope my qualifications meet your approval.

(1) Hypergamy: Hello, Thunderflash500. Sorry it took so long for me to get back with you, I was busy running my business while working for the top fashion designer companies in New York City. First off, can you send a picture of yourself or describe yourself to me? I don't want to come off as vain, but I've used these dating websites before and I only tend to attract unathletic creeps who gloat about their conquests on random internet forums. Really looking forward to meeting you, and thank you for your quick responses!

Thunderflash500: Hi Hypergamy, my camera is broken right now (I accidently crushed it when taking a selfie, lol, don't know my own strength) but let me describe myself. I am 6'2 and 190 pounds of pure sex appeal. I'd say my best feature is my rugged but yet well groomed and defined face with perfect blue eyes and wavy brown hair that is always perfectly in place no matter what I am doing. However, my last few girlfriends told me that my rock hard thighs, well defined chest, chiseled arms and my almost unreal washboard abs were some of their favorite things about me. Still, my charming smile, tanned musculature, amd firm, 34-inch waist don't define me, and I hope to prove that to you through continued, intellectual conversation.

(2) Hypergamy: Oh wow, that is... quite impressive. Do you have any older pictures?

Thunderflash500: No, again, my camera broke and I don't want older pictures to define the current me. I am waiting for my Canon Digital SLR Camera EOS 5D Mark III EF 24-105mm IS Lens Kit to come in the mail--- that's a 4000 dollar camera, but spending money like that doesn't bother me because I'm so successful.

(3) Hypergamy: So what is it you do, Mr. Thunderflash500? Are you a professional photographer?

Thunderflash500: No no, I am far more successful than that. I am a director of my own internet firm, Mayberry Lounge. It provides world class business solutions to companies from all over the world. I know seven languages because of that. Pero apuesto a que no impresionar
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Thunderflash500 said:
I'm really not bitter if that's what you got from that post. I guess it reads somewhat that way. I sometimes just write bluntly because I don't feel a need to write everything perfectly P.C. But since people are mad I'll point out

-Not all women are stupid
-Not all men are stupid
-Not all women are crazy in bed
-Some women are obviously smarter than I am
-The post wasn't meant to be taken super seriously

But I'm not backing down, I bet that woman has done some shit lol
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Not backing down, but 100% sidestepping.
 
Ya, you got me bro, don't you remember, you busted me when you asked how many I've been with and I didn't answer.
 
Jukai said:
HE DID IT AND HE MESSAGED ME, GUYS. Here is the conversation.


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Thunderflash500: Hey, I saw your add and I'm interested in meeting up with you. Please message me back with any questions you may have. You seem to be very picky, but I'm up for the challenge and I hope my qualifications meet your approval.

(1) Hypergamy: Hello, Thunderflash500. Sorry it took so long for me to get back with you, I was busy running my business while working for the top fashion designer companies in New York City. First off, can you send a picture of yourself or describe yourself to me? I don't want to come off as vain, but I've used these dating websites before and I only tend to attract unathletic creeps who gloat about their conquests on random internet forums. Really looking forward to meeting you, and thank you for your quick responses!

Thunderflash500: Hi Hypergamy, my camera is broken right now (I accidently crushed it when taking a selfie, lol, don't know my own strength) but let me describe myself. I am 6'2 and 190 pounds of pure sex appeal. I'd say my best feature is my rugged but yet well groomed and defined face with perfect blue eyes and wavy brown hair that is always perfectly in place no matter what I am doing. However, my last few girlfriends told me that my rock hard thighs, well defined chest, chiseled arms and my almost unreal washboard abs were some of their favorite things about me. Still, my charming smile, tanned musculature, amd firm, 34-inch waist don't define me, and I hope to prove that to you through continued, intellectual conversation.

(2) Hypergamy: Oh wow, that is... quite impressive. Do you have any older pictures?

Thunderflash500: No, again, my camera broke and I don't want older pictures to define the current me. I am waiting for my Canon Digital SLR Camera EOS 5D Mark III EF 24-105mm IS Lens Kit to come in the mail--- that's a 4000 dollar camera, but spending money like that doesn't bother me because I'm so successful.

(3) Hypergamy: So what is it you do, Mr. Thunderflash500? Are you a professional photographer?

Thunderflash500: No no, I am far more successful than that. I am a director of my own internet firm, Mayberry Lounge. It provides world class business solutions to companies from all over the world. I know seven languages because of that. Pero apuesto a que no impresionar
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Thunderflash500 said:
Ya you guys can laugh, but a lady who's 33 years old and has those high of demands probably isn't all there, plus she's probably been whoring around for years. I'd bet money she likes being choked.
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I think its amazing how high some people's standards are. It gets unreasonable at some point
 
Thunderflash500 said:
Women are fucking stupid (just like men). She puts all that on there and I guarantee within like 10 responses I could get her talking about how she likes to get choked while receiving anal. Don't take women seriously. You start listening to what they have to say and they'll lose interest. It's all a big lie, nearly everything they say.
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This

But I have no problem with what she put in her profile.
 
Sounds romantic.
 
OMG, this is hilarious shit!
Btw, I'm with Thunder on this one. I've met plenty of girls into choking, even introduced it to some.
 
How did everyone miss that she's too busy to date but only works a few days a week?
 
Higus said:
OMG, this is hilarious shit!
Btw, I'm with Thunder on this one. I've met plenty of girls into choking, even introduced it to some.
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That's just a very sneaky way of spotting a gold digger.

She just wants a man that makes a lot of money.

Nothing to see here.
 
That's not as bad as some of the ads I've seen. The best by far are the heffers that post as if they are some sort of treasure to be fought over by men. Normally it's a huge chick that says something like..

Subject: "Taking boyfriend applications"

"...I need my man to be 6'+ and built. I know I'm not a skinny girl but ionno it's just what I like LOL...".

Yeah you keep searching for that pie in the sky girl. You might fight it from night to night with a desperate guy but you'll never wind up with some built All American kind of guy while you lay around on the couch eating Doritos all day.
 
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