HE DID IT AND HE MESSAGED ME, GUYS. Here is the conversation.
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Thunderflash500: Hey, I saw your add and I'm interested in meeting up with you. Please message me back with any questions you may have. You seem to be very picky, but I'm up for the challenge and I hope my qualifications meet your approval.
(1) Hypergamy: Hello, Thunderflash500. Sorry it took so long for me to get back with you, I was busy running my business while working for the top fashion designer companies in New York City. First off, can you send a picture of yourself or describe yourself to me? I don't want to come off as vain, but I've used these dating websites before and I only tend to attract unathletic creeps who gloat about their conquests on random internet forums. Really looking forward to meeting you, and thank you for your quick responses!
Thunderflash500: Hi Hypergamy, my camera is broken right now (I accidently crushed it when taking a selfie, lol, don't know my own strength) but let me describe myself. I am 6'2 and 190 pounds of pure sex appeal. I'd say my best feature is my rugged but yet well groomed and defined face with perfect blue eyes and wavy brown hair that is always perfectly in place no matter what I am doing. However, my last few girlfriends told me that my rock hard thighs, well defined chest, chiseled arms and my almost unreal washboard abs were some of their favorite things about me. Still, my charming smile, tanned musculature, amd firm, 34-inch waist don't define me, and I hope to prove that to you through continued, intellectual conversation.
(2) Hypergamy: Oh wow, that is... quite impressive. Do you have any older pictures?
Thunderflash500: No, again, my camera broke and I don't want older pictures to define the current me. I am waiting for my Canon Digital SLR Camera EOS 5D Mark III EF 24-105mm IS Lens Kit to come in the mail--- that's a 4000 dollar camera, but spending money like that doesn't bother me because I'm so successful.
(3) Hypergamy: So what is it you do, Mr. Thunderflash500? Are you a professional photographer?
Thunderflash500: No no, I am far more successful than that. I am a director of my own internet firm, Mayberry Lounge. It provides world class business solutions to companies from all over the world. I know seven languages because of that. Pero apuesto a que no impresionar