How to get women.

The OP is decent advise but way too much of a time sink. There are much easier ways
 
The OP is decent advise but way too much of a time sink. There are much easier ways

I like this guy. It's scientifically proven that men who quantify success by volume with women are of lower intelligence. This dude is under the sex tree just picking all the low hanging fruits and shit. He's like a human dredge, just scraping the bottom of the sexual proverbial scum pond.
 
I like this guy. It's scientifically proven that men who quantify success by volume with women are of lower intelligence. This dude is under the sex tree just picking all the low hanging fruits and shit. He's like a human dredge, just scraping the bottom of the sexual proverbial scum pond.

Well damn man we're not all great socially. Some success is better than none, and he seems happy. What's the problem?
 
I like this guy. It's scientifically proven that men who quantify success by volume with women are of lower intelligence. This dude is under the sex tree just picking all the low hanging fruits and shit. He's like a human dredge, just scraping the bottom of the sexual proverbial scum pond.

You don't know what you think you do
 
You don't know what you think you do

But I do, cause I'm on the top of the tree dining on the most succulent of fruits. I'm watching you at the bottom of the tree picking out all the sun spotted, fermented, bug ridden ones.
 
But I do, cause I'm on the top of the tree dining on the most succulent of fruits. I'm watching you at the bottom of the tree picking out all the sun spotted, fermented, bug ridden ones.

Facepalm.gif I can't believe you actually wrote that. I am legitimately embarassed for you right now.

Since this is Mayberry and I don't want dubbs this is the last I'll have to do with this exchange.
 
Facepalm.gif I can't believe you actually wrote that. I am legitimately embarassed for you right now.

Since this is Mayberry and I don't want dubbs this is the last I'll have to do with this exchange.

Another win for me.
 
Every time there's a thread about women, some sarcastic douche has to chime in about how he only bangs 10s, real men never need help with women, it's pathetic, etc.



You understand that social skills aren't something everyone has right? A lot of people are virgins, only find a girl every 5 years, get friendzoned non stop and don't know why, etc. I don't see what's so bad about giving people like us some friendly advice. Being lonely sucks and it's counter to human nature. You're great with women, cool, good for you. Stop being a douche about it.
 
Every time there's a thread about women, some sarcastic douche has to chime in about how he only bangs 10s, real men never need help with women, it's pathetic, etc.



You understand that social skills aren't something everyone has right? A lot of people are virgins, only find a girl every 5 years, get friendzoned non stop and don't know why, etc. I don't see what's so bad about giving people like us some friendly advice. Being lonely sucks and it's counter to human nature. You're great with women, cool, good for you. Stop being a douche about it.

I just don't like people who equate utilizing some charlatan tactics and then trying to pass it off as trying to be social. Most of the guys posting in this thread about their "game" really mean to say they are trying to con women into bed, but just being cute about it. I'd respect someone a lot more who went 5 years getting friendzoned who was being him self in every situation. Rather than some douche who spits some jargon, fucking a chick, then spitting them to the curb. All the while they'll tell you, "oh women love it", "they're just as horny as us, even more so", "you gotta be forceful, direct, and confident". I deal with inmates all day, all I hear is a bunch of weak ass street hustle. You want advice, be yourself, and a good person. All this behavior isn't really reflective of ethical and moral men.

Anywho, if you couldn't tell I was joking by my "butt moist" comment, and the fact that I ran a guy out of the thread who came in throwing a shitty weak ass verbal haymaker, then I see why you have trouble with the ferchina.
 
Not spoken for but having a job or steady income from somewhere helps. Don't do stupid things like talking to a friend for a extended time or doing anything more then saying high to a former girlfriend. Nothing is a bigger problem then showing more then a passing interest in a former girlfriend.

Being nice one thing but stopping to talk for an extended time is a huge deal breaker. Also you get a good idea how things will work out if you spend sometime with them before you make a relationship move.

Like maybe they work in a place you frequent or they also like to visit and not a bar in many cases. Places like the Library "Yes the library" especially if its a college library. Bar relationships though workout many times its gives off the wrong vib somethings. Its a bit of a mix message.

Big plus being a good listener woman love guys who like to listen to them but not a pushover. Able to provide support without completely caving in at times.
 
Another awesome night for me!

No car sex this time but much more meaningful. I think this girl is absolutely amazing.

I have to say, the whole pulling her close thing is working wonders. I've actually been experimenting a little. Seeing how she reacts to me just moving myself closer to her compared to pulling her closer to me, and there is a definite difference.

When I move closer to her on my own she doesn't seem to respond much, but when I pull her closer, sometimes with a command as simple as "get over here, you" she immediately responds, grabs my hand, starts caressing my arm, face etc. She just seems to love it when I show her/tell her what I want and responds immediately.

Another thing I've noticed, that I've kind of learned from past experiences, is to make decisions yourself, no matter what. There's no being wishy-washy with this shit. She gave me a few different options for dinner, and even though I knew exactly which one she'd choose, I picked a different one and didn't give her any of the "I don't care, whichever one you want" bullshit. Chicks like it when a guy can make decisions on his own, of that I'm sure.

I may have gone a bit overboard though. I fancy myself a punk rocker, been in bands and into that genre for most of my life, so I figured out the song she texted me the other day and played my electric along with that song playing in the background (electric guitar makes any song better) and recorded myself. Told her what I'd done over dinner and of course she's like, "I wanna hear it!"

Which, of course, was all I needed to get her back into my truck as soon as dinner ended (which was amazing all by itself) and instantly into a romantic/badass setting back at the proverbial scene of the crime. She said she loved it and then of course we got to make out for a bit.

Then she ended up inviting me to stay over at her house next week.

Damn I'm smooth.

P.S. Got some veterinarian chick's number at the bar after model girl left, lol.

P.P.S. Any one who thinks I'm full of shit: suck it. I choked out a mugger last week and now I'm banging one of the hottest girls on the planet. Deal with it.
 
Found a pic of TS

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i feel for the guys that cant afford a real doll
 
P.P.P.S.

I think I'm falling in love.

Which, if past experience has shown me anything, means this may not end well for me.

Oh well. I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
 
P.P.P.S.

I think I'm falling in love.

Which, if past experience has shown me anything, means this may not end well for me.

Oh well. I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

Hey it sounds like it's going quite well. Just stick with it and don't over think it!
 
Hey it sounds like it's going quite well. Just stick with it and don't over think it!

That's the hard part. For me anyway. I tend to over think everything.

But thanks man.
 
That's the hard part. For me anyway. I tend to over think everything.

But thanks man.

Yeah I'm the same way. Seems like what you're doing is really working. Just try to stay out of your own way and you'll be fine. Just don't be the first one to try to advance any part of the relationship, they dont seem to like that. Don't say I love you or mention getting serious or anything like that imo.
 
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