How to get women.

[45ACP]

Dude, it was amazing. I've been into this chick for a while now and we've made out in public a few times before but never actually fucked.

She's a super awesome chick. Possibly the coolest chick I've ever met. We have a ton of shit in common and there's always been a lot of chemistry with us aside from the sexual chemistry.

She's actually looking for a new job cuz she hates the place she works now and there's an open position at my job that she'd be a great fit for. I was telling her about the place here and told her another perk would be that I could fuck her brains out in the bathroom everyday and she's like, "can you please get me an interview? Or at least a way into the building?"

Lol

 

[Real_Magi]

Dude, it was amazing. I've been into this chick for a while now and we've made out in public a few times before but never actually fucked.

She's a super awesome chick. Possibly the coolest chick I've ever met. We have a ton of shit in common and there's always been a lot of chemistry with us aside from the sexual chemistry.

She's actually looking for a new job cuz she hates the place she works now and there's an open position at my job that she'd be a great fit for. I was telling her about the place here and told her another perk would be that I could fuck her brains out in the bathroom everyday and she's like, "can you please get me an interview? Or at least a way into the building?"

Lol

LOL, sounds like you have a good thing going man. Gotta love that shit. What's her body like? What kind of fuck is she?

 

[45ACP]

LOL, sounds like you have a good thing going man. Gotta love that shit. What's her body like? What kind of fuck is she?

Body is amazing. She's tall and slender, works out and shit. Maybe 5'8" or so. She's just a bit skinny for my taste, I'll buy her a cheeseburger next time we're out lol. Long brown hair, brown eyes. Big, near-perfect tits. She actually used to model. I'd post a picture if I was sure it wouldn't get me in trouble with her.

And she's a wild fuck. What started the make out session at the bar was her saying she wanted to tell me something but that she was embarrassed and made me promise not to judge her. So she tells me she gets pleasure from pain but that every guy she's ever been with always treats her like a delicate flower.

As soon as we get into my truck (which has a bench seat - perfect) we start going at it. I push her up against the window by the throat and after a few minutes of groping/touching/fondling she pushes me back up, straddles me, unbuttons my shirt, takes her tits out and presses them against my chest while I open my fly.

Then after we finished we smoked a cigarette and then just sat in my truck and talked for like an hour.

Possibly the most incredible night of my life.

(I'm getting a chub just typing this out, lol)

DISCLAIMER: I know, dudes who post in the berry don't get laid, so feel free to think I'm totally making all of this up.

Spoiler

But I'm not :icon_chee

 

[ThinkGreen]

 

[Real_Magi]

Body is amazing. She's tall and slender, works out and shit. Maybe 5'8" or so. She's just a bit skinny for my taste, I'll buy her a cheeseburger next time we're out lol. Long brown hair, brown eyes. Big, near-perfect tits. She actually used to model. I'd post a picture if I was sure it wouldn't get me in trouble with her.

And she's a wild fuck. What started the make out session at the bar was her saying she wanted to tell me something but that she was embarrassed and made me promise not to judge her. So she tells me she gets pleasure from pain but that every guy she's ever been with always treats her like a delicate flower.

As soon as we get into my truck (which has a bench seat - perfect) we start going at it. I push her up against the window by the throat and after a few minutes of groping/touching/fondling she pushes me back up, straddles me, unbuttons my shirt, takes her tits out and presses them against my chest while I open my fly.

Then after we finished we smoked a cigarette and then just sat in my truck and talked for like an hour.

Possibly the most incredible night of my life.

(I'm getting a chub just typing this out, lol)

Yeah I don't think it's good to ever post pics honestly.

You have an excellent situation on your hands brother. Sounds like it's mostly sexual, and there's nothing wrong with that at all. Fucking make that girl fall in love with you man. You should keep us posted on any further interesting developments. I'm glad you're riding the wave my friend!

One thing I'd suggest, try not to seem like you're addicted just yet. Let her be the one to take it there.

You should probably go out and get with some other chicks just to ride this feminine high and you'll probably get laid like crazy because of your confidence level right now. That way you'll still have other options and you won't seem too thirsty to the model chick.

 

[StephanieB]

I like a confident man and it doesn't matter what he looks like. I mean, you can't be a 0 though. If you don't have confidence then you can take drugs and that should do the trick. You can just go to your doctor and talk to him about it, but you need to make it seem way worse as if you can't talk to anybody without freaking out. But yeah a confident man(asshole or not, ugly or not) can take me home and close the deal anytime.

 

[45ACP]

Yeah I don't think it's good to ever post pics honestly.

You have an excellent situation on your hands brother. Sounds like it's mostly sexual, and there's nothing wrong with that at all. Fucking make that girl fall in love with you man. You should keep us posted on any further interesting developments. I'm glad you're riding the wave my friend!

One thing I'd suggest, try not to seem like you're addicted just yet. Let her be the one to take it there.

You should probably go out and get with some other chicks just to ride this feminine high and you'll probably get laid like crazy because of your confidence level right now. That way you'll still have other options and you won't seem too thirsty to the model chick.

Sound advice once again brother.

I'll keep you posted.

 

[45ACP]

I like a confident man and it doesn't matter what he looks like. I mean, you can't be a 0 though. If you don't have confidence then you can take drugs and that should do the trick. You can just go to your doctor and talk to him about it, but you need to make it seem way worse as if you can't talk to anybody without freaking out. But yeah a confident man(asshole or not, ugly or not) can take me home and close the deal anytime.

oh boy, you're a female human irl posting this stuff in the berry?

You should get out now before it's too late.

 

[Perfidious]

Be good looking

Be extroverted

It's that easy

 

[Real_Magi]

I like a confident man and it doesn't matter what he looks like. I mean, you can't be a 0 though. If you don't have confidence then you can take drugs and that should do the trick. You can just go to your doctor and talk to him about it, but you need to make it seem way worse as if you can't talk to anybody without freaking out. But yeah a confident man(asshole or not, ugly or not) can take me home and close the deal anytime.

Thanks for contributing!

So I was kind of wondering from more of a philosophical perspective as to whether an attractive dude gets girls because he's attractive, or if he's just so convinced that the opposite sex finds him attractive, that his confidence is through the roof, and that is what is actually getting the attention from the opposite sex.

Care to share your feminine perspective?

oh boy, you're a female human irl posting this stuff in the berry?

You should get out now before it's too late.

She's the second one actually. I would imagine the thread piques the curiosity of alot of females, but most don't post because this is Sherdog, lol.

 

[highkicknomore]

Sense of humor goes a long way, even with my good looks.

 

[Cajun]

Yesssssss

Aaaayyyy!

 

[Real_Magi]

Sense of humor goes a long way, even with my good looks.

Sense of humor + good looks is like taking a pistol to a knife fight. Add in the little nuances like eye contact and taking every opportunity to get close and you're basically taking a submachine gun to the fight.

 

[highkicknomore]

Sense of humor + good looks is like taking a pistol to a knife fight. Add in the little nuances like eye contact and taking every opportunity to get close and you're basically taking a submachine gun to the fight.

2 chicks tried to pick me up in front of my wife at a theme park bro. I played dumb and got away from them. Then 15 minutes later, they came back for another try. My wife got upset. Told her: "Your fault for marrying an attractive guy." Didn't talk to me the whole night. lol.

 

[45ACP]

Fucking make that girl fall in love with you man. You should keep us posted on any further interesting developments.

Dude, it's already happening.

She seriously just texted me this song:



End of the song goes:

and I am
falling for you
ever since
I first laid eyes on you

I gotta watch myself.
I usually fall for chicks pretty fast and she's not making it any easier on me.

 

[Real_Magi]

Dude, it's already happening.

She seriously just texted me this song:



End of the song goes:

and I am
falling for you
ever since
I first laid eyes on you

I gotta watch myself.
I usually fall for chicks pretty fast and she's not making it any easier on me.

Whoa! Your penis made of gold or what???

Still, resist the urge to just fall over for her and profess your love. That shit is hard to do, but you have to. It's a delicate balance because she can't feel like her love for you is unrequited, but she has to believe that she needs to be the one that's in pursuit. Obviously this changes when you're in a real relationship (not my forte) but alot of women actually complain that their dudes act totally different once they get together, so take that for what it's worth.

Obviously you need to be in touch and you can't be distant, but like I said, it's usually a delicate balance.

This is just my opinion though, you might be in a different situation. Maybe you'll be able to just do what the fuck you want at this point, she's obviously in love with you, lol.

Do remember what made her fall for you though and don't turn into the old married dude just yet. :icon_chee

Just realized, that is totally going to be, "your guys' song" lol!!!

2 chicks tried to pick me up in front of my wife at a theme park bro. I played dumb and got away from them. Then 15 minutes later, they came back for another try. My wife got upset. Told her: "Your fault for marrying an attractive guy." Didn't talk to me the whole night. lol.

That's awesome man. Nice little boost to the ego. Really cool that your wife was there too so she can remember that you're a hot commodity.

 

[Real_Magi]

This is totally what I envisioned this thread being, so if you guys have any success stories please post the fuck out of that shit. And any women lurking, post too. I would love some feminine input on the subject and don't worry, I don't think anyone in here is going to give you the normal Sherdog treatment since the entire thread is about helping each other attract the opposite sex, you'd be doing the forum a favor.

 

[Iroh]

Dude, it's already happening.

She seriously just texted me this song:



End of the song goes:

and I am
falling for you
ever since
I first laid eyes on you

I gotta watch myself.
I usually fall for chicks pretty fast and she's not making it any easier on me.

Good to read a feel good story on here. Happy for ya, man.

 

[blitzk]

good post.

You make some good points but this would only work on certain profiles.

 

[Prime Ang]

Feel bad for all the ugly dudes that are going to take your advice and bomb. Little "games" and shit only goes so far. My brother has the worst game I've ever seen, but he looks like a fucking super model and girls will literally just come up to him at random places drooling and handing out their number. Also have friends that are very good with words but ugly or fat and they will never get laid. This criteria you have presented is actually only good for guys like me, that right around average looking. But I do fine in the women department for the most part, so I'm not worried about it. But I hope some of these ugly fuckers that post here don't take this as gospel.