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Can't even understand the bloodlust of Roman society lol.
"OK, so on the west end of the Colosseum we will have a guy. We will give him, oh...a shield! On the east end, we will have a LION! Crowds gonna love it! This will be the prelim for the main event, dude tied to a post vs Rape Giraffe!!"
Nothing catches a crowd like spectacle and violence (and sex), and especially if the names involved are known commodities, and especially if those names aren't generally involved in any of it on a normal basis.
I always liked the Net Guy in those gladiator contests. You get a trident. You get a net. You throw it! Like this! Heeyaw!