How do You Shake Hands with Girls/Women?

[Lucifer Alpha]

 

[Ryan Wagner**]

When I anticipate a situation in which I have to shake a woman's hand, I begin by placing my hand under my butt to make it substantially sweaty and slippery. When going for the handshake I grip daintily with the tips of my fingers, but oops, it seems that my sweaty hand has, by calamitous misfortune, slipped off of hers and onto her boob.

After this I make gentle, reassuring eye contact while I leave my hand on her breast for a slight second, just long enough to cause uncertainty as to whether or not it was deliberate. Usually I am able to smell her feminine odors by this stage, and it's only a matter of time before we make wanton, bestial coitus.

 

[chaospfa]

Double under hooks. So her boobs are pressed against my face.

 

[ManiacTroll]

Normal handshake but less firm.

Nice approach by Wagner though, certainly worth a consideration

 

[Tubes]

Traditionally, its the females responsibilty to extend her hand for you to shake. So I just respond naturally to whatever position her hands in. If she holds it out like a guy, I'll do a normal shake. If not, i'll do whatever feels most appropriate at the time.

 

[Workaholic]

Normal handshake but take your other hand a hold the back of hers for a second in a kind of two handed shake. Flirting genius son!

 

[QTdd**]

I don't squeeze her hand.
Women's hands are really soft, tiny and weak. It's really weird.

 

[RONDAbyARMBAR]

I grip the womens hand extremely hard almost crushing it....while pulling it below my waist line..right up next to my buldge and then began to vigorously shake it.

 

[UFCfightman**]

I always use the limp wrist strategy

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Armdrag to rnc. Works at every party I've been to

 

[weed]

no condoms if she's hot

 

[milenss]

You shouldn't handshake with a puss.
Most of them don't know how to do it anyways.

 

[burntbacon]

I give them a gentle handshake.

 

[InternetHero]

Yeah if I do not like her!

 

[InternetHero]

I don't squeeze her hand.
Women's hands are really soft, tiny and weak. It's really weird.

You like the feel of a big, rough, manly hand?

Awesome.

 

[Team Green]

It's kind of like shaking hands with a black guy, you just gotta let them make the first move and try to adapt quickly and smoothly enough to not look like a honky.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Same as anyone else? Why wouldn't I?

 

[Merlotte's]

Double under hooks. So her boobs are pressed against my face.

Noob. Triple under hooks all day.

 

[ralphc1]

After some thought on the subject I realize that I seldom shake hands with women.

 

[Flap]

Why would I want to shake hands with a women? Thats a waste of a handshake. Only time I make physical contact with a bitch is if shes about to give me head or im about to fuck her.

Woman have no other purpose in life.