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Horrible things you've done?

Bolshevik said:
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a clockwork orange anyone?
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maybe using real words threw him off.
 
sonofjay817 said:
Gina Carano only seemed to have enjoyed fighting when she was the one doing the beatdown. Getting a good pummeling simply made her lose her taste for the sport...especially since she can now capitalize on her fame and make money in otherways...continuing fighting, she runs the risk of losing her much heralded looks, and thus, her potential for making money that she probably could never make in the fight game.
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You're obviously drunk

Now go to bed
 
OK, Here is a real one I still feel kind of bad about to this day.

I went to college between 1988-1992, so this was obviously a very long time ago. One of those semesters, once during final exam week, I got absolutely blotto. I then decided for some bizarre reason that it would be a good idea to go to the library with a large empty backpack, and steal as many textbooks from people studying as I could when they got up to go to the bathroom or whatever.

So I just kind of meandered around the library for an hour or so, taking advantage of the opportunities when they came up. And over that time, I pilfered 9 textbooks or so. Then I stumbled on back to my dorm room with my ill gotten booty. Over the next few days, I unloaded them during the buyback periods at the various campus bookstores. Netted about $230, which was a tidy sum in the late 80's early 1990's.

I don't know why I did it. I didn't really need the money, and aside from pinching some chips at a convenient store after a Buffett concert, after being told to by the members of the fraternity I was trying to join, I have not stolen anything before or since. I guess I just wanted to see how easy it was. And by the way, it was really fucking easy. I remembered thinking to myself I could probably make a couple grand over the next week if I applied myself, but I just moved on to other things.
 
Me and my friends visited a beloved neighbor country of ours.

We were walking around a city, and there's always these weird guys trying to sell "Viagra" to tourists. We walk past a whore who looks almost like she's disfigured and "she" grabs my friends hand and ask where are we going. Before my friend get a chance to say anything, I yell these pillboys to our location. Then I ask the lady of the night, what's the price for a blowie. She answers(lets say 100) and I tell these guys to give me a bag of pills for 50. They give me a bag with like 100 or so of these pills. I give the bag to the whore and say: "The pills are for your next customer and the bag is for your face."

She goes mental, starts yelling and tries to spit on me, as we laugh our asses of. The pillboys are laughing with us and insulting her in their language. The prossie slaps one of the guys, who then hits her and drops her. We are in middle of a drug dealer vs. Whore fight and try to cool things of. As this is happening another one of my friends gets the cops and tells them that the guys stole 50 from me and the lady tried to sell us drugs. Without hesitation the cops put these guys and the hooker into a police car and one of them gives me 50 and tells us to go on our way.

Don't feel bad at all.
 
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Hmm, well..

I was at a party and we were taking vodka shots, but we put vinegar in my friends shot glass when he wasn't looking, and he drank the first two like it was nothing, then the 3rd he noticed and said "why am I drinking vinegar?" and we all just laughed.

Another is uhh.. I went to my elementary school (I was still a kid of course) and smashed most of the windows out with a hammer.
 
One time this dude I knew called me a sally in front of some girls. So I chloroformed him and buried him alive in a wooden box with nothing but a flashlight, a walkman and a cassette tape of me laughing maniacally. And there was some Pearl Jam on the tape too.
 
Charles Brown said:
Lol. WTF?
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to make a long story short:

in high school my buddies and i went to the local amusement park. there was a bunch of traffic at the exit to get there. at about two-hundred feet in front of us, we spot this dude checking underneath his hood for the problem.

we had gone to mcdonalds earlier, and we had a cheeseburger left. my friend dared me to hit the guy with it. i didn't hesitate for a second, and yelled at the guy. when he turned around, i hit him right on the chest. the top-half of the burger fell and the ketchup and mustard smeared down his shirt. my friends started laughing their ass off, and it only got funnier when the dude tried to run after us. after about thirty seconds of running, the guy gave up.

the only thing i can say is that i was sixteen, lol.
 
Is there anything more redneck than throwing a hamburger at someone? Besides incest? Quality
 
PolishHeadlock said:
A bum asked me for change when I had a pocketful of coins. Instead of just handing it over I just tossed it all in the air and said "you're welcome"
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hahaha...that's probably just as bad as mine.
 
Two of my friends and I went into a guy's bedroom, locked the door and proceeded to piss on his dirty clothes that were piled in the floor and also into bottles, which we poured on his bed and pillows.
 
I put laxatives in a guys drink. he had a bad night, well a bad week.

I once broke a stationed car's window and threw up inside

I drink and drive(several times...a month)

also when I was a kid we put staples in a classmates sandwitch. we shouldn't have done that. luckily he noticed before swallowing them
 
I really worry about the future of the country when the worst shit it's bored youth get up to seems to be pissing on things, throwing up on things, or putting shit in drinks. Fucking weaksauce. Where is your God Damn creativity?
 
I'm slightly concerned not seeing any :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: or animal abuse stories, this is sherdog after all.
 
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