Help me meet my hero Dana White, sherdog

[mjfan23]

Tell him you grew up watching Adams family and uncle fester is your favorit character

 

[ocfightfan]

Step one keep referring to him as Baldy McBaldface.

 

[machinaexdeus]

Bit of boxercise in full Reebok uniform should do the trick.

 

[TGArthur]

Take a video of walking up to Nate Diaz and giving him a stockton slap. You will guarantee win.

 

[DIABOLUS]

Buger brander on each ass cheek, hot dog brander on your dong.

 

[Just Creed]

Start your video off by burning a bunch of reebok gear and then grab your junk afterwards and follow it by slowly running your tongue across your top teeth....

 

[Skirm]

Tell him straight up reasons from the heart why Fedor sucks

 

[Bingo]

Here's what you do: Eat Chinese food, Wear a Rousey Fight Kit, get a picture of benson Henderson and Tito Ortiz In bellator, take a big shit on the picture, bash helwani by calling him a goof and if you do all that in less than 1 min you should win!

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

The UFC is holding a Fight Pass Fanatics contest and the winner gets to hang with Dana White during a UFC event.

I need to make a one minute video & explain why I deserve to win. What should I say?

Tell him that you're the biggest loser in the world and need a friend or you're going to commit suicide. The latter is a bit much but include it. Oh, and just be yourself in it. He'll get it.

 

[Which Doctor]

Get a ufc hot dog brander. Heat up over the fire. Then proceed to pull out manhood. You know what to do next.

You lost him at manhood.

 

[NHB7]

Tell him your a Sherdog troll. He really respects Sherdog trolls.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

You're not very nice.

Can we still be friends though?

 

[Jesus Freak]

Can we still be friends though?

I'll need some time to think about it...

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Ok! Friends!

 

[Iroh]

Tell him you're willing to do anything. ANYTHING!!

 

[Snowy1]

The UFC is holding a Fight Pass Fanatics contest and the winner gets to hang with Dana White during a UFC event.

I need to make a one minute video & explain why I deserve to win. What should I say?

Kidnap Ariel Helwani

 

[Locooo]

Explain you're a zuffa shill, and instead of looking up to a fighter in the sport of mma, you're gay enough to fall for the corporate chief that impress little kids swearing and wearing tight shirts.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

I'll need some time to think about it...

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Ok! Friends!

Cool!

 

[saugeye killah]

Andy Kaufman-esque level trolling.

 

[MyJoinDateGlitched]

why would you want to meet that piece of shit?

 

[Roca]

Use the UFC hot dog brander on your dong and then just take a one minute video of your dong with UFC burned into it.