Help me meet my hero Dana White, sherdog

[DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight]

The UFC is holding a Fight Pass Fanatics contest and the winner gets to hang with Dana White during a UFC event.

I need to make a one minute video & explain why I deserve to win. What should I say?

 

[Sauce Castillo]

Call him a fucking goof. That should work.

 

[dragonsfly]

lmao. I rarely see Dana admirers

 

[RayA]

Wear a full reebok fight kit in your video

 

[phunky]

Tell him: Hey Dana i really want to drink weed with you

 

[KB Warrior]

drink a gallon of water, put on Bellator and then piss on your TV for a minute straight

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

lmao. I rarely see Dana admirers

I like Dana as well, seems hilarious and he's great at his job if you ask me aside from a few mishaps.

 

[DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight]

Wear a full reebok fight kit in your video

I already decided that. I was also thinking of shooting the video in my kitchen and showing off my UFC hot dog brander in the background as well. I don't want to be too obvious about my love for the UFC & the UFC store though.

They may think I'm faking if I overdo it.

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

Wear a full reebok fight kit in your video

This is the best idea so far, would work.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

Tell him you will suck him off real good and like to gargle.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

TS Sounds gay btw.

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

Tell him you will suck him off real good and like to gargle.

 

[rjmbrd]

Why play games?

Brand yourself.

 

[DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight]

This is the best idea so far, would work.

Which fightkit should I wear?

 

[Coolidge]

Show off dat UFC hot dog brander.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

View attachment 105275

Yeah, dont forget to keep your mouth open at the end TS for a special ending.

 

[egk]

Tell him you know his mom and you'd like to get them back together again.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

"I'm a troll and a Bernie Sanders supporter," for starts.

 

[trblesome1]

Dress up like the just bleed guy

 

[Coolidge]

'The Reebok deal will take MMA to the next level' <-- That statement is so absurd I could hardly finish reading it through the laughter.