Help me meet my hero Dana White, sherdog

[Paynebringer]

But I was going to wear a fightkit. I am getting mixed responses.

Should I just wear the bottom part of the fightkit and go shirtless then?

I don't know dude? If you got a good body let it show, if you a tubby hide behind heavy clothes. Pose like you pose when you home alone and think no ones watching be cool bro..?

 

[11bravo1789]

In the tradition of a classic 90's film - Menace to Society. You need to say " mannn, I got these cheeseburgers!! Maaann, I'll suck yo dicccckk!!!"

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Buy him some food sweetheart, he is hungry

 

[Face Punch]

Tell him you can get a nice 8 ball of that Jonny Jones.

 

[Paynebringer]

This thread is dumb... even by sherdog standards.

Come on now man, you don't want to be a tagged a Sherdog Debbie Downer God knows we have far too many of those. The man is trolling for advice humor him...

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

New troll of sherdog.

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Get a ufc hot dog brander. Heat up over the fire. Then proceed to pull out manhood. You know what to do next.

 

[cookdaddy]

Why play games?

Brand yourself.

This would seriously work. Could also dress up as just bleed god and flex like he does as you get branded with your hot dog brander. Have friend in background hitting joint for added effect.

 

[wookie brawl]

The UFC is holding a Fight Pass Fanatics contest and the winner gets to hang with Dana White during a UFC event.

I need to make a one minute video & explain why I deserve to win. What should I say?

you should finish high school

 

[The guest]

Tell him you'll help him build a big ass snowman next time he imports snow. Tell him you got a corn cob pipe that has been authenticated as having once belonged to Gen D. MacArthur. If that dosent get it done. I got nothing else at the moment.

 

[Fahcough]

UFC armband tattoo

Or Dana's face on your back in the Steve-O pose

 

[k1ngjester]

But I was going to wear a fightkit. I am getting mixed responses.

Should I just wear the bottom part of the fightkit and go shirtless then?

Wear the fight kit shirt only and show what you're packing... Dana appreciates a guy that carries a pair of brass balls.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Shave your head while you're speaking in the video.

 

[JudasAnthony]

drink a gallon of water, put on Bellator and then piss on your TV for a minute straight

/thread lmao

 

[Ivanhoe]

Watch 'Two girls and a cup', that should give you some idea what Dana White is into, implement some of it in your video.

 

[DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight]

This would seriously work. Could also dress up as just bleed god and flex like he does as you get branded with your hot dog brander. Have friend in background hitting joint for added effect.

Do you really think so? Lol I'm actually giving this some serious thought.

I'm just worried about how dangerous it would be. How long do you imagine I'd have to hold it on my skin to get a good print?

 

[cookdaddy]

Do you really think so? Lol I'm actually giving this some serious thought.

I'm just worried about how dangerous it would be. How long do you imagine I'd have to hold it on my skin to get a good print?

I think it would. Dana seems like the type of guy that would love it. People get brands all the time, pretty sure its safe but would try to find some info about it if you are seriously considering.

Also, be prepared for intense pain, you can't puss out and pull away, have to pretend you're the just bleed god for a few seconds and fight thru that shit. Good luck.

 

[Rogerdraven]

You need better heroes.

 

[Swarthy]

Call out CM punk!!!

 

[Fight Professor]

Which fightkit should I wear?

Giblert kit was one of the very first ones made. Therefore it is a good choice.