Crime Headlining Crime Megathread Vol. 2

[Lucifer Alpha]

This is what happens when you hire people based on diversity.

Expect more of this in the future.

 

[calavera2]

DUMB

Arlando Henderson is the former Wells Fargo employee accused of stealing nearly $90,000 from his employer over several months and then posted pictures to social media holding large stacks of cash.

Federal prosecutors say Henderson used the stolen money to buy a luxury vehicle and falsified documents to cover his tracks. Henderson, 29, worked at a bank in Charlotte, North Carolina but was arrested in San Diego on December 4, 2019.

Henderson faces charges including financial institution fraud; 19 counts of theft, embezzlement, and misapplication; and twelve counts of making false entries. He was being held at a federal detention center in San Diego, according to inmate records.

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Before Stealing Money on Facebook

After stealing money on Facebook

That's white collar crime buddeh... It's more of a personal bail out than a theft.

 

[spin]

i dont know,


we had a guy smack a reporter's ass right on camera

 

[Sketch]

What's hilarious is he probably thought the 90k would last him the rest of his life.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

So they didn’t notice until the photos?

man, if I ever came across lots of money like that, I wouldn’t make any huge purchases.

but everything I buy besides gas I will be using cash. Then scale down my grocers to bare minimal on my card as well. If anyone looks into my finances, it would just look like I’m squeezing every penny dry.

then how to get it into your bank account? Go to the horse track or casino?


This guy needed to think his stuff through

You take out a line of credit and take the full amount out in cash. Then pay it back with the dirty money. Repeat until the bank has all the dirty money and you have it all in clean money.

According to the movie Sicario at least.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

What's hilarious is he probably thought the 90k would last him the rest of his life.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Desperate desire to be a cookie. Also cultural appropriation. Truly sad. Look at my stacks and benz, yeaaaa finally outta the hood, thanks hip-hop. Bank teller dork pretending to be a G. Truly hilarious.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Funny thing is retards on this board care more about dumb shit like this than the LIBOR rigging

 

[I am your real dad]

He was just being a good little socialist.

Just taking what he thought he was owed.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This is what happens when you hire people based on diversity.

Expect more of this in the future.

Or you can hire through nepotism and crash a global economy like what happened in 2008.

 

[A Very Serious Cat]

Someone should tell him white collar crime is a white persons crime and what he is doing is called cultural appropriation

 

[Mendacious]

So they didn’t notice until the photos?

man, if I ever came across lots of money like that, I wouldn’t make any huge purchases.

but everything I buy besides gas I will be using cash. Then scale down my grocers to bare minimal on my card as well. If anyone looks into my finances, it would just look like I’m squeezing every penny dry.

then how to get it into your bank account? Go to the horse track or casino?


This guy needed to think his stuff through

If he thought things through, he probably wouldn’t steal in the first place.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

This is what happens when you hire people based on diversity.

Expect more of this in the future.

 

[Happy Man]

Or you can hire through nepotism and crash a global economy like what happened in 2008.

that came from banks being forced to give high risk loans people who they shouldn’t have given loans to.

And we are still recovering from that disaster

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Mr. dezzy, the doctor performing open heart surgery on you will be....

 

[Deleted member 539235]

that came from banks being forced to give high risk loans people who they shouldn’t have given loans to.

And we are still recovering from that disaster

 

[TUFNewb]

Henderson had the keys to the bank vault and within two months of being hired

Lol this seem just crazy to me. This guy must some sort of smooth talking con artist because normally it takes a lot longer to build that sort of trust. Or are the people working there also stupid?

 

[Happy Man]

you got anything of value to say? It was called the subprime mortgage crisis.

and yes, people like Bill Clinton made it so banks were forced to give loans to minorities with high risk of default.

and then the defaults came.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

Mr. dezzy, the doctor performing open heart surgery on you will be....

although typically surgeons come in a different shade of brown

i can imagine the look of sheer terror on your face as the anaesthetic starts to kick in, and Dr Singh comes in and says "alright let's get those black cocks out of there" before he opens up your skull

 

[Deleted member 539235]

you got anything of value to say? It was called the subprime mortgage crisis.

and yes, people like Bill Clinton made it so banks were forced to give loans to minorities with high risk of default.

and then the defaults came.

something something deregulation, something something hedge funds

but it's the poor people welching on mortgage payments fault, the banks were forced into it