haiku master dominates the UFC

[toasty]

Fighting -omedov?
In town of Abu Dhabi?
Better finish him...

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

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Toasty tried a meme
Perhaps it was his first time
Try again later

 

[HHJ]

Sharabullet train storming
Cowards afraid to board
Just Bleed God

 

[toasty]

Toasty tried a meme
Perhaps it was his first time
Try again later

@WoozyFailGuy
does not know Tao of toasty
study Woozy must

 

[toasty]

I call this one "Tonight"

Izzy at his best
Brutalizes DDP
Is he at his best?

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

@WoozyFailGuy
does not know Tao of toasty
study Woozy must
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Respect your effort
First line has four syllables
I'm undefeated

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Tonight we will see
Who's the real African champ
Diamond Dallas Page

 

[toasty]

Respect your effort
First line has four syllables
I'm undefeated

@WoozyFailGuy
seemingly can not count right
the @ makes it 5.

 

[toasty]

Olympic wrestler
inventor of the h bomb
hardest man on earth

 

[toasty]

Alex, Magomed
Jamahal Hill, Jan, Rakic
Rampage beats them all

 

[Deleted member 585708]

Kai Asakura
Given instant title shot
What has Dana done?

 

[ryun253]

Gloves on, heart ablaze,
Coke clouds in a title fight,
Victory for Jones

 

[toasty]

Who is Austen Lane?
Flag bandana? War jorts?
New favorite of mine!

https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Austen-Lane-249439

 

[toasty]

If Topuria
points down and calls Max to bang
Topuria falls

Editors note (i have no idea how many syllables Topuria is so if you are a haiku grammar syllable counter swat team member, I say to you, get a fucking life)

Cheers

 

[toasty]

Knuckles loses bad
Max Holloway knocked out cold
My time is now past

 

[Donnybat]

Reaper got sore jaw
Topuria ain’t playing
Not my proudest wank

 

[toasty]

Bleed Covington bleed
Donald won’t console you now
One way loyalty

 

[VAfan]

don't know what a haiku is
remember something about it from high school
still really don't care

 

[JBJ was here]

Dana's promises
Are like Convington's punches
Mere farts in the wind

 

[Rationality]

U F C dying
Degastani takeover
Not my cup of tea