haiku master dominates the UFC

[emefer]

First, five syllables
Then seven syllables and
Five more syllables

 

[toasty]

the fat ones get wins
why bother with the sauna?
eat & victory!

 

[toasty]

the hunt has failed
harsh life for old preadator
rest easy black beast

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Haikus are simple
Sherbros can’t count to seven
Not surprised M F

 

[toasty]

Brendan Allen Hunts
shoots low, take down, then elbow
Bearjew Extinction!

 

[BOTTICELLI]

Weeks later this thread still produces! Sherdog Poetry in motion

 

[BOTTICELLI]

Another:

DANA BETS MILLIONS
U-F-C- YOU FIGHT CHEAP BRO
PAY THESE DUDES BALD GOOF

 

[JustBleed69]

These are actually way funnier than I expected, well done.

 

[Slapjit]

New #Hashtag feature
Was it have been made for me
Or was me for it

#LifeMystery

 

[Cooliox]

Right nostril Cocaine
Left nostril also Cocaine
Jon Bones Jones' nose knows

 

[J Danger]

Sherdog is the best
A lot of casuals though
Fedor is the GOAT

 

[weed]

the balls, all of you
you all think you can 'haiku'?
I pity the foo'

 

[nonoob]

Mayhem Miller cuffed
Choked a West Hollywood fight fan
Belongs in a cage

Mayhen did some shows
So that loud, big mouth, Bullies
Got Needed Beatdowns. ​

 

[J Danger]

Conor McGregor
All talking and no walking
his time is over

 

[toasty]

Daughter fights in cage
and has only fans account
proud parents indeed

 

[toasty]

Jon can fight Stipe
Or Jon can fight Aspinall
Jon will fight Stipe!

Alternate version

Jon can fight Stipe
Or Jon can fight Aspinall
duck, duck, duck, Stipe!

 

[weed]

fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap Sexyama fap
fap fap fap fap fap

 

[toasty]

use a wet blanket
to smother a hot Pfyer (how many syllables is Pfyer? if 1 add big to this line)
Jack Hermanson plop.

 

[Slapjit]

Never that good

Victory brings praise
Defeat, and they gaze away
Fans, like leaves, they sway

#WhatACan

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

@toasty still posts on Sherdog?!

This is the happiest day of my life…

And yes, that’s including the days in the future where I finally get married and/or have children.