HAHAHAHA!! OT but hilarious!

[rickdog]

Mick, you should right an article explaining how us humans can train to be as strong as an ant and then submit it to Furey.

Anyways, I find that my new "look" goes well with my wardrobe.

I saw that pic and nearly died laughing after reading all of Matt's stuff. Good job man.

The story of the guy almost dumping his grandma is awesome. He said his body ached like never before, he only had to take her up 4 steps and he was winded after the first. Are we missing an important fact like his grandma tipped the scales at 6 bills.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Man, Fitty really let himself go after his movie tanked....

 

[rickdog]

Man, Fitty really let himself go after his movie tanked....

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I though it was actually Ditty. He is about as Ugly as that pic and from the sounds of it he probably has the education of an ape.

 

[Madmick]

Mick, you should right an article explaining how us humans can train to be as strong as an ant and then submit it to Furey.

Anyways, I find that my new "look" goes well with my wardrobe.

That's actually a great idea. What the hell else is my English degree good for if I can't mimick voice and style?

 

[rEmY]

well i just started on the program, and i think i might be doing something wrong.

heres a pic of me doing some pullups:

 

[rickdog]

That is good form Remy. I think the problem is you have not Matts "Leg workout from MARS". You seem to be neglecting your legs altogether. YOur grip seems to be coming along though.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Here I am getting mine

After I climaxed I broke the empire state building in half and did some more pinch gripping.

 

[Diligent]

Man, Fitty really let himself go after his movie tanked....

what is Fitty?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Somebody even Doc Holdiday couldn't have put in a casket.

Motherfucker is like Boris the Bulletdoger.

 

[Diligent]

Somebody even Doc Holdiday couldn't have put in a casket.

Motherfucker is like Boris the Bulletdoger.

Aqua-man?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Here is fitty dancing with some of his hoodrat hoe's

 

[Diligent]

Here is fitty dancing with some of his hoodrat hoe's

Urban??????

 

[Diligent]

I'm still trying to figure out who or what 'Fitty' is ... :icon_cry2

 

[rickdog]

Fitty Cent man.

 

[Diligent]

Fitty Cent man.

Who is that?

EDIT: I just searched it and is it a rapper? fifty cent? ... wouldn't it be cents?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Man, Irving must be UNDER Texas or something.

 

[Diligent]

Man, Irving must be UNDER Texas or something.

Well, I do live a sheltered life .... I don't listen to hip-hop. Or any music really, unless they are hymns or something ... :redface:

I do get the original joke now ... 'cause that fifty cents guy looks like a primate, right?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

What I think is weird about fifty, is I've never seen a guy look asian, and like a gorilla at the same time.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Fucker looks like Tiger Woods on Kong Juice.

 

[gruesome]

that is some of the best shit i've ever heard