HAHAHAHA!! OT but hilarious!

[Henry Swanson]

Oh yeah, props to Guy for casting Lenny but that was cancelled out by him casting Sting as well.

 

[AxeGrinder]

"within every man is the primal urge to become ape-like"...

this man is obviously just a jealous bastard, he's just pissed he wasnt born a gorrilla...

 

[Matt Thornton]

Wow, I... I don't even know if I should laugh at this. Matt Furey needs to seriously plug in a toaster and take a bubble bath with it. Or maybe he should use his own bodyweight and a rope to strengthen his neck, off of a tree branch.

I love the end of the article:

"P.P.S. If you're a woman reading this and feel left out, my apologies. You're welcome to become a powerful Gorilla GIRL, as the system will work for you too."

I literally quiver at the knees imagining a woman who wants to be called a "Powerful Gorilla Girl."

 

[Henry Swanson]

Wow, I... I don't even know if I should laugh at this. Matt Furey needs to seriously plug in a toaster and take a bubble bath with it. Or maybe he should use his own bodyweight and a rope to strengthen his neck, off of a tree branch.

He already has a program involving a toaster and a bubble bath, you can get it now for 10 easy payments of $49.99.

 

[Matt Thornton]

He already has a program involving a toaster and a bubble bath, you can get it now for 10 easy payments of $49.99.

Hahahaha. I would get it, but I'm still paying out the gazinga for that nifty Sexual Kung Fu program of his.

Looking back at writing this I should probably mention I'm just joking; I've never, nor will I ever, buy anything from Matt Furey. One of my wrestling coaches has Combat Conditioning and I immediately steered him away from giving any more money to Matt Furey, and put him on the right track by giving him a link to Ross Enamait.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Hahahaha. I would get it, but I'm still paying out the gazinga for that nifty Sexual Kung Fu program of his.

Looking back at writing this I should probably mention I'm just joking; I've never, nor will I ever, buy anything from Matt Furey. One of my wrestling coaches has Combat Conditioning and I immediately steered him away from giving any more money to Matt Furey, and put him on the right track by giving him a link to Ross Enamait.

Fuck, you're coach should be sucking you sideways for steering him away from Satan himself.

 

[HeyHEys]

well i just started on the program, and i think i might be doing something wrong.

heres a pic of me doing some pullups:

you are doing too much reps... use heavier weights

 

[Urban]

well i just started on the program, and i think i might be doing something wrong.

heres a pic of me doing some pullups:

your first problem is you're doing a MONKEY conditioning program instead of a great ape program. Lose the tail.

 

[Henry Swanson]

you are doing too much reps... use heavier weights

No no no! Weights will cause injury. I think Remy's problem is that he is doing a standard primate pull-up where he should be doing a HINDU primate pull-up.

 

[The Gubbinz]

I definitely recommend this program! After only a few weeks, my shirt didn't even fit with my massive chest muscles in the way!

 

[RickoOodles]

And this guy used to kick it with Karl Gotch....

 

[rickdog]

I don't know if this is true, but I definatly heard that Frank Gotch said Matt was a Phony.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I thought it was Karl Gotch?

 

[ENTROPY]

I don't know if this is true, but I definatly heard that Frank Gotch said Matt was a Phony.

Its Karl Gotch, not Frank.

The following is a letter that Karl Gotch recently wrote concerning Matt Furey:


Tampa, 18th July

 

[bacon]

(Stenciling on cover of training log, "Matt Furey is full of shit") Got it, thanks

 

[rickdog]

Its Karl Gotch, not Frank.

The following is a letter that Karl Gotch recently wrote concerning Matt Furey:


Tampa, 18th July

 

[Catch_Shannon]

Yeah, but I have to say the exercises are real (real tough!).

Check these (the money actually goes to Karl, not "fatman" Furey):

C4CS

C4CS v.2

Be sure to click on the 'streaming trailer' links to get a sneak preview...