Guessing fighters with terrible descriptions

[jeff7b9]

Heavyweight out of Hawaii…

Wesley “Cabbage” Correira

 

[jeff7b9]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

6- Sounds like a Baroni quote
7- No idea, maybe Clay Guida since he sometimes lives out of his van,
8- Wandy (chuck was the object of his affection)
9- Ryoto
10- The one and o it Travis Lutter

 

[GIBLERTBAPTISTA]

Skinny nordic bald fighter who throws his mouth guard at peoples mothers

 

[Superman Elbow]

which fighter has the same proportions?

Gotta be James Vic, runner up is George rupp

 

[Noleggeisha]

Can’t read it all tonight but I really like this thread. Makes me feel that my random and extensive reading of MMA columns for the the past eighteen years was not in vain.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

That Gracie guy with a name that starts with r.

 

[Moral Victory]

2. Brandon Thatch

I remember this fight, I was so hyped about it for some reason.

 

[GoldenSnitch]

which fighter has the same proportions?

Nate Diaz

 

[true_fan]

Nate Diaz

Sorry it’s Reyes

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

A terrible rapper

 

[Skarsgard]

A terrible rapper

Mike Perry?

 

[PeacePipe]

15 - no clue
16 - Seraldo
17 - Machida
18 - Ronda
19 - Conor

Khabib

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Mike Perry?

Nope

 

[attatt98]

A terrible rapper

Obligatory

 

[Post 2 Decision]

1. This guy knows what Arlovski's peepee tastes like.

2. This guy was one of the greatest light-heavyweights... of the night.

3. Japanese guy who got into fighting to attract hot bitches.

 

[smalliebiggs]

1. This guy knows what Arlovski's peepee tastes like.

2. This guy was one of the greatest light-heavyweights... of the night.

3. Japanese guy who got into fighting to attract hot bitches.

1. Timmeh
2. Seraldo Babalu
3. Teruto Ishihara

 

[Goutfather]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

6. evan tanner
7. roy nelson
8. nick ring
9. tito ortiz
10. chael sonnen

 

[Dog Gynecologist]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been

The GOAT !
Answer in my signature

 

[Jarvan]

1- Charlie Brennanmen?
2- Brandon Thatch
3- That’s vague... Jeff Monson?
4- Soto?
5- Dennis Siver


(Didn’t peak, probably got em all wrong except thatch, pretty sure on that one)

1 and 2 are correct
Monson Def has some interesting tatts, but not him

 

[Jarvan]

3.

Either Krystoff Soszynki or Josh Emmett

Sorry
Not untrue, but not the one I'm thinking
He mightve fought in an elevator...