Guessing fighters with terrible descriptions

[Jarvan]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

 

[HHJ]

1. Charles brennamen

 

[JustOnce]

2. Cant remember his name
4. Tokoro?
5. Sivir

 

[KID Yamamoto]

Number 4 has to be Aoki.

 

[true_fan]

1 is Ben Askren

 

[Gio]

2. Brandon Thatch

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

2. Brandon Thatch I think. Tall guy right?

 

[Jarvan]

Number 4 has to be Aoki.

500 record?

 

[Jarvan]

2. Cant remember his name
4. Tokoro?
5. Sivir

4 yes!
Thought no one would get that one
Rethink 5

 

[Luvhawky]

people seem to enjoy this thread, nice creativity.

 

[true_fan]

which fighter has the same proportions?

 

[Drugstore Cowboy]

bantamweight guy with a wolverine hair

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

which fighter has the same proportions?

Reyes.

What fighter could you confuse with Azog the orc?

 

[SKYNET]

5. Rogan

 

[MarcusAuerelius]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Reyes.

What fighter could you confuse with Azog the orc?

Anthony Smiths

 

[BadJuJu707]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precious was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

7. Evan Tanner
8. Wendy Silva
10. Travis Lutter

 

[MarcusAuerelius]

7. Evan Tanner
8. Wendy Silva
10. Travis Lutter

No
Yes
Yes

 

[mooseman17]

Brenneman
Thatch
GSP?
Sakuraba?
Barboza?

 

[BadJuJu707]

No
Yes
Yes

That's right, Tanner was VHS trained.