Guessing fighters with terrible descriptions

[Sweater of AV]

Yes to all... Unfortunately, you are disqualified for misspelling the great James's surname...

Whoops, not sure why I typed Josh's last name. Brain mix-up. To be fair though, I can barely spell my own name at this point.

 

[Skarsgard]

1. Brenneman
2. Thatch
3. Trigg
4. Tokoro
5. Barao

 

[Sensee]

Heavyweight out of Hawaii…

if it's not Cabbage it's BJ penn.
was it Machida he fought at heavyweight?

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

Correirra

if it's not Cabbage it's BJ penn.
was it Machida he fought at heavyweight?

It was Cabbage.

 

[McGrubie]

A once beloved fighter for his fan friendly fighting style and crazy training techniques... now best known for getting butt fucked by a gay manlet

 

[WASSUPBRO]

who the guy who just likes to bang?

 

[Xoleth]

who the guy who just likes to bang?

Gaethje

A once beloved fighter for his fan friendly fighting style and crazy training techniques... now best known for getting butt fucked by a gay manlet

Artem Lobov is heterosexual, dude!

 

[BEATDOWNS]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

7. James The Colossus Thompson

1. Tito?
8. Wand

 

[spinup]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

Funny, until I read lightweight, I was 100% sure it was Aljo Sterling. Matches perfectly.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

who the guy who just likes to bang?

Julian Lane

lol just saw the av

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[BEATDOWNS]

people seem to enjoy this thread, nice creativity.

Something different

 

[D'z]

More threads like this. Less threads about Diego. Please, and thank you.

 

[kingofthecans]

Screw threads. Should really consider making this a niche card game for mma fans.

 

[sadowolf]

bantamweight guy with a wolverine hair

Hugo Viana?

who the guy who just likes to bang?

Definitely Julian Lane. And I do let him bang, bro.

1. This fighter is for real
2. Probably would've beaten Mizugaki if he didn't "just coast"
3. So what he's a black belt in jiu jitsu, and also the greatest light heavyweight...of the night
4. KO'd himself playing Russian roulette

 

[Patof]

Hugo Viana?

Definitely Julian Lane. And I do let him bang, bro.

1. This fighter is for real
2. Probably would've beaten Mizugaki if he didn't "just coast"
3. So what he's a black belt in jiu jitsu, and also the greatest light heavyweight...of the night
4. KO'd himself playing Russian roulette

1: Houston Alexander
3: Babalu

 

[The_Renaissance]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

Without reading previous answers......

1) Charlie Brenneman
2) Brandon Thatch
3) ?
4) Shinya Aoki?
5) ?

 

[TJ Dillashank]

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1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

1. Clay Guida
2. Shane Roller?

 

[LoneStalker]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

8. Vanderlei Silva ?

 

[PeacePipe]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

1. Brenemen

2. Thatch

3. no clue,

4. aoki?

5. siver

 

[EnthusiastCultivator]

Is #3 Josh Emmett?