Guessing fighters with terrible descriptions

[PeacePipe]

15. his manager left his son
16. best lhw, of the night
17. his victory welcomed him into his own era, he lost his next fight
18. wasn't a once in a generation athelte, was a once ever, lost brutally several times after
19. foot was a ballooooooooooon (easy one)

 

[Kush01]

A once beloved fighter for his fan friendly fighting style and crazy training techniques... now best known for getting butt fucked by a gay manlet

I might need more information. Does the gay manlet hang his pupil upside down and use him as a punching bag before sex?

 

[Rear Naked Toke]

Heavyweight out of Hawaii…

Lettuce

 

[FIGHTING TALK]

Is 5 Dennis Siver?

 

[Pilo]

6. Fighter known for being once the oldest he has ever been
7. Fighter who watches a lot of DVD's
8. A fighter who wanted to fuck another fighter...
9. A fighter whose precion was very precise
10. A fighter who was a Michael Jordan of BJJ

6. Randy Couture?
7. Rich Franklin?
8.Wanderlei Silva
9.Anderson Silva
10.Travis Lutter

 

[NationWideNinja]

15. his manager left his son
16. best lhw, of the night
17. his victory welcomed him into his own era, he lost his next fight
18. wasn't a once in a generation athelte, was a once ever, lost brutally several times after
19. foot was a ballooooooooooon (easy one)

15 - no clue
16 - Seraldo
17 - Machida
18 - Ronda
19 - Conor

 

[NationWideNinja]

20. Exciting and beloved fighter who had a stinker against a match-up that was almost guaranteed to be a banger, fighting for an interim strap.

21. Except for a loss due to eyepoke, this fighter has only lost in one manner in his entire career.

22. This fighter was dominating a now former UFC WW champ in one-dimensional fashion, until he got stopped in the fight.

23. This middleweight got destroyed by an opponent, but years later destroyed an opponent who has the same last name as the fighter he lost to.

24. This fighter won the UFC belt with an UFC record of 2-2 and his last fight before winning the belt was a loss.

 

[Woliwo]

2. Brandon Thatch

3. GSP. Vaseline givs you smooth skin after all.

5. Dennis siver

 

[MartiniSIDe]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

3.

Either Krystoff Soszynki or Josh Emmett

 

[HockeyBjj]

These two former champions have lost fights by KOing their opponents

 

[Toujourpret]

This barbarian went deep in the rankings. She was like an exploding star, leaving too soon

 

[Iroh]

That one guy with the tattoos.

 

[kflo]

who am i?

Spoiler: Answer Inside

 

[weed]

chest penis

butt chin

female Wanderlei

Smeagol


Chocolate Al

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

Bald fighter, lots of tattoos, nicknamed the assassin.

whoops, thats 70 percent of MMA fighters right there.

 

[Caicara]

YES YES YES

 

[Eric Lau]

4) Tokoro never fought in Pride.....

 

[Eric Lau]

25) This fighter is the Japanese Joe Stevenson.

 

[sadowolf]

20. Exciting and beloved fighter who had a stinker against a match-up that was almost guaranteed to be a banger, fighting for an interim strap.

21. Except for a loss due to eyepoke, this fighter has only lost in one manner in his entire career.

22. This fighter was dominating a now former UFC WW champ in one-dimensional fashion, until he got stopped in the fight.

23. This middleweight got destroyed by an opponent, but years later destroyed an opponent who has the same last name as the fighter he lost to.

24. This fighter won the UFC belt with an UFC record of 2-2 and his last fight before winning the belt was a loss.

20. Condit. Can't believe there are people that still call him the Natural Born Runner haha

21. Rumble

22. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say Melvin Manhoef

23. I dunno if it's the one you're looking for, but Chris Leben fits the description

24. Shogun Rua

25) This fighter is the Japanese Joe Stevenson.

Satoru Kitaoka!

 

[jeff7b9]

1. Who's that guy with the really bushy hair.. Won a fight he wasn't supposed to, but then he just sucked afterwards. His hair moved a lot when he got hit. Lightweight.

2. Dude had a Mohawk, was supposed to be the next best thing. Benson beat em up and never heard from him again.

3. Bald head, couple weird tattoos. For some reason looks like he had really smooth skin.

4. Japanese guy. Small guy. Fought in pride. 500 record. Exciting as hell. Submission guy.

5. Looks like a gremlin. Dat spinning back kick though.

1- Charlie Brennanmen?
2- Brandon Thatch
3- That’s vague... Jeff Monson?
4- Soto?
5- Dennis Siver


(Didn’t peak, probably got em all wrong except thatch, pretty sure on that one)