Guess which MMA fighter was trying to slide into this girls DM's

[Squall Leonhart]

I would Kelvin Gastelum her ass...wait wut?.....

I would bang Kelvin Gastelum on her ass while you Kevin Gates her mouth and I shoot a Kevin Coster arrow into her 98.6 degree Kelvin oven

 

[Philtard]

Instagram Son!!!

How old is the average Sherdogger? Haa

I'm 32 and i like rape and disco dancing.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Amanda Nunes hit it first.

made me laugh audibly at work

 

[Crazedpyro]

What the fuck does sliding in on her DM's mean?

 

[Leroy Jenkins]

Anybody who went up to that ATTN Whore is a straight up BETA Male.



A true Alpha doesn't go up to ATTN Whores on a baseball game....he gets hookers a la Mike Tyson, if he wants a quick fuck.


True Alphas have ATTN Whores like her come to them.


Also she isn't hot.



Look at that horrible face/jaw...Shit looks like an alien that use to be a male.

 

[MestizoIV]

I heard Woodley offered her a title shot

 

[Coolidge]

I'm 32 and i like rape and disco dancing.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

I'm 32 and i like rape and disco dancing.

You like rape?!?

Wat?

 

[Sano]

Age
Sex
Location.

Come on bro!!!

That some sort of mating call?

 

[NightwingBJJ]

made me laugh audibly at work

Good. I want you to get fired.

 

[Ruhler]

Thanks this is what I thought, but the phrase "trying to slide into this girls DM's" highly irritated me The only social media I've ever participated in is MySpace and Facebook, so I'm not up on the lingo.
Now I feel like this...

Social media is a step down in human interaction. Luckily I graduated highschool just before it became mandatory. Now i'm forced to use this facebook garbage in order to be in contact with anyone, and I gotta sift through pictures of what meal everyone is about to eat.

Embrace your disdain for it and your yearning for the good old days.

 

[irishzombie]

The fucks a dm?

 

[cungfu]

Indeed, horrible clavicles

I'll be honest, this killed my boner a little bit. It might just be the makeup. I'll gladly stare at just her body.

 

[ArtemV]

Damn, that is some thick ass

 

[RenoBJJr]

Lol at the people pretending to be too cool to know what sliding into the DMs means. I mean I'm sure a few of you actually don't, but the amount of people just spouting the same opinion or statement to fit in around here drives me nuts.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

What the fuck does sliding in on her DM's mean?

hahahaha Direct Messages my friend

 

[NightwingBJJ]

Anybody who went up to that ATTN Whore is a straight up BETA Male.



A true Alpha doesn't go up to ATTN Whores on a baseball game....he gets hookers a la Mike Tyson, if he wants a quick fuck.


True Alphas have ATTN Whores like her come to them.


Also she isn't hot.



Look at that horrible face/jaw...Shit looks like an alien that use to be a male.

If she came to your front door, butt naked, you wouldn't bang her?!?

COME ON SON!

 

[Philtard]

You like rape?!?

Wat?

And disco dancing.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Anybody who went up to that ATTN Whore is a straight up BETA Male.



A true Alpha doesn't go up to ATTN Whores on a baseball game....he gets hookers a la Mike Tyson, if he wants a quick fuck.


True Alphas have ATTN Whores like her come to them.


Also she isn't hot.



Look at that horrible face/jaw...Shit looks like an alien that use to be a male.

Pointy fuckin' elbows my dude!

 

[Sano]

You must be pretty young.

I'm 28. Is that an old expression that passed me by somehow?