Gorilla versus Lion versus Bear?

A full grown Polar Bear would annihilate a Gorilla and Lion lol

Chimpanzee would be a match for a Lion and probably a Gorilla too if caught off guard.

And am I misreading or is the T-Rex an actual pussy that can't even handle a Gorilla? If true that is sad lol
Lol no a lion would fucking maul the shit out of a chimp. Absolutely no comparison might as well stick a human in there
 
Lol no a lion would fucking maul the shit out of a chimp. Absolutely no comparison might as well stick a human in there
Never underestimate a chimp

Deadliest animal on earth.

Only thing more deadly is the Mosquito.
 
Lion.

But Polar bears are no joke.

And Tigers are the real king of Cats. Tiger always beats lion
 
A T-Rex only has its jaws though, nothing else. An ape has its jaws, it's hands, and it's legs. 5 weapons vs. one. If a giant ape bumrushed a T-Rex and knocked it down it would be screwed.

T-Rex is a badass solely because of its size.
T-Rex neck has the Flexibility of a snake, allowing it to turn near 180 degrees to make a bite if something jumps on its back. Its basically a bigger Great White's set of Jaws on legs with claws and knows the crocs death roll once it latches.

Also has more weight than an African Elephant and knows how to ram like a truck
 
Bear> Lion> Gorilla

Only land animals I'd pick over a brown bear are elephants and rhinos. A tiger may stand a chance if it sneaks up or gets back control. /internetbroscience.
 
Bear> Lion> Gorilla

Only land animals I'd pick over a brown bear are elephants and rhinos. A tiger may stand a chance if it sneaks up or gets back control. /internetbroscience.

That's right. Big bear is the top carnivore with only the aforementioned giants that can stop a bear. I would also add a pissed off bull hippo to that list.
 
T-Rex neck has the Flexibility of a snake, allowing it to turn near 180 degrees to make a bite if something jumps on its back. Its basically a bigger Great White's set of Jaws on legs with claws and knows the crocs death roll once it latches.

Also has more weight than an African Elephant and knows how to ram like a truck

No shit it weighs more than an elephant. It's a T-Rex. We're talking about if another animal were the same size.

Also you're making shit up, there's no evidence it could twist it's neck in a 180. Lol at croc death roll.

T-Rex is basically a giant bird with huge jaws. Imo not the most ideal predator body type.
 
Bear> Lion> Gorilla

Only land animals I'd pick over a brown bear are elephants and rhinos. A tiger may stand a chance if it sneaks up or gets back control. /internetbroscience.

Hippo would fuck up a rhino.
 
Hunting is different from fighting. I could easily kill Daniel Cormier if am allowed to ambush him with a knife. But face to face? Nah. A big brown will over match a tiger face to face, but tigers kill big browns by ambushing them while they are denned up or jumping on them from above and biting thier spine. OTOH browns often steal tiger kills.

The problem with bears is they are pussies. There's videos on YouTube of them getting chased off by smaller animals like wolves and wolverines. They have the physical tools, just not the heart. Bears are the Overeems of the animal kingdom.
 
Everyone's forgetting manbearpig. I'm serial.
 
Ok, I would just lump the crocodiles into a group.

What about a Great White shark?

Orcas might have strongest bite though:

http://thechive.com/2015/09/17/the-strongest-bites-in-the-animal-kingdom-25-photos/

Orcas are some scary ass animals. Incredibly smart and ruthless killers, but they don't ever seem to care about harming humans in the wild. Incredible creatures

A T-Rex only has its jaws though, nothing else. An ape has its jaws, it's hands, and it's legs. 5 weapons vs. one. If a giant ape bumrushed a T-Rex and knocked it down it would be screwed.

T-Rex is a badass solely because of its size.

A T-Rex weighs like 18.5 metric tons and is about 12ft tall and 40 ft long. I'm sorry, but no little ass gorilla is knocking that thing over. That T-rex would wreck the shit out of a gorilla.

The problem with bears is they are pussies. There's videos on YouTube of them getting chased off by smaller animals like wolves and wolverines. They have the physical tools, just not the heart. Bears are the Overeems of the animal kingdom.

In the wild, it's not useful for any animals to get hurt trying to fight. It's basically a death sentence, so most animals will back down before engaging in a serious fight unless they are really desperate.
 
It can also kick. Bum rushing a mouth full of teeth isn't a good idea. One bite and a couple of shakes = torn appendage and heavy bleeding.

Ever seen a human trying that with a croc? No, because that's stupid. Now imagine a more mobile and faster warm blooded croc.

Other theropods may actually be bigger than T. rex. But none of them are as powerful.

Bad example as crocs can't fuck with other predators their own size.
 
A T-Rex weighs like 18.5 metric tons and is about 12ft tall and 40 ft long. I'm sorry, but no little ass gorilla is knocking that thing over. That T-rex would wreck the shit out of a gorilla.

Re-read the post, it was a hypothetical about a king Kong type ape. No living land animal today could fuck with an animal that size.
 
That video is fucked up beyond belief. They are throwing fucking food where the lion is sleeping so they fucking fight.

Honestly, I think the video should be removed because it shows animal abuse. They don't deserve fucking clicks

I reported the post as animal cruelty.
 
No shit it weighs more than an elephant. It's a T-Rex. We're talking about if another animal were the same size.

Also you're making shit up, there's no evidence it could twist it's neck in a 180. Lol at croc death roll.

T-Rex is basically a giant bird with huge jaws. Imo not the most ideal predator body type.
Actually, nobody is talking about animals as if they were the same size. Size is being used as a measuring stick in cases of Heavy Grizzles vs smaller Lions. The TRex came up as a running joke.

But yeah, nobody but you is saying "what if a Trex was the same size as a grizzly". Everyone is using average size of the animal.

but as it happens, if you look it up, most theories T-rex are largely compared to having similar techniques as both birds of prey and Crocs ala bite and violently shake and roll(Which is why they did not need big front arms)
PAY-Lion-vs-crocodile.jpg

Crocs (Who have the most comparable skeletal of living creatures) can spin their thick necks a surprising degree. Enough to bite their own middle backs(if they were so inclined).


EDIT: Just realized you were talking about blowing up a silverback to king kong size.
 
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But yeah, nobody but you is saying "what if a Trex was the same size as a grizzly". Everyone is using average size of the animal.

Go back and read the earlier posts. I didn't bring this up. And it was an ape not a grizzly.
 
Bad example as crocs can't fuck with other predators their own size.

You have no proof of that with same weight animals. And even if it's true, neither can a gorilla.

Blunt force for an offensive weapon sucks unless you're a mantis shrimp or a giant sperm whale. And gorillas don't even punch.

Some people think a gorilla = hella stronk mma fighter thanks to King Kong movies.

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