Giant Aligator Walking Across Florida Golf Course

Well when you're that big, is anyone going to tell you you can't walk across a Florida golf course?
 
Breaking News.

Giant Florida Gator shot as 4 year old approaches to pet it and ends up riding on tail!

Mother of 4 year old was heard saying, " We felt really bad after losing site of our child at the Cincinnati zoo which resulted in the gorilla being shot. As a result we decided to take a break and flew to Florida to see this giant gator. And as happens to everyone, we only took our eye off our child for a few seconds and next thing you know, somehow, he managed to get on top of the gators tail and was being dragged around. The police did the right thing in shooting the gator and we are now consulting with lawyers about suing the golf course. Us good parents just have a lot of bad breaks."

Many shertards have filed sympathy posts for the mother indeed stating, 'yup kids do wander, you can't help it'.
 
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Here in Florida, the 75 mile or so stretch of the I75 highway called Alligator Alley - I've driven across that on hot, sunny days where you can see alligators on the other side of the fence, on the banks of the Everglades canals, for as far as the eye can see. I'm talking so many that you can't even fathom, literally tens of thousands, and that's just in your view. The Everglades take up 1.5 million acres. Basking in the sun you see monsters like this, huge ones to small ones, sometimes even small ones stacked up on big ones. I even saw an all white albino one once. It is a mind blowing sight to see so many in one place. Add to that the giant snakes, garfish, crocodiles, etc....and you have an excellent place to wander off into once the sun goes down!

Out in the country, you will sometimes see a sad sight. You can get a small pond in the middle of a cow field, not near any other water. A small gator can take up residence in an isolated pond like this, and quickly become a monster gator. They will post a sign with an alligator on it and the word "danger". Soon after that they come and kill the guy.

In Spring, you will often see here large birds on the side of the road with tiny, black wiggling things in their mouth. They are baby alligators. I've seen puddles with bunches of cute, tiny baby gators swimming around. You know mom is close when you see this, so if you are smart you need to get away fast.
 
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If you are scared of gators you had better stay out of about anywhere in the southeast.

This guy was done in by a minivan (late at night) not that far from where I live (Dare County) and it is said they are up in Virginia at the North Carolina border.
12 foot 800 pounds.
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http://www.wral.com/800-pound-gator-hit-by-car-in-dare-county/13675775/
 
see them all the time, as someone said the road crossing from Ft Lauderdale to Naples is called Alligator Alley. See them a lot when I ride my mountain bike on the levy, there is an 11 mile stretch that cuts through canals and I've seen gators crossing the levy road which is easily 8' wide, once we were riding and a friend said "someone dropped a tree on the trail. Is that tree moving??" turned out it was a gator longer than the length of the road. Also saw a dead one that was easily 13', over the course of a month you'd see the decay. Finally only thing left was the skull. People were pulling teeth for souvenirs. Funniest was seeing the body on it's back and when it bloated he had a big ole hard on. The reactions of the tourists riding by on the air boats was pretty amusing.
 
RawHawg said:
Out in the country, you will sometimes see a sad sight. You can get a small pond in the middle of a cow field, not near any other water. A small gator can take up residence in an isolated pond like this, and quickly become a monster gator. They will post a sign with an alligator on it and the word "danger". Soon after that they come and kill the guy..
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This happens all the time in my neighborhood and I'm not in the country. We have a giant lake with fountains and shit in it. These smaller/younger gators get through the grating and completely take over, I mean they eat ALL the birds and fish and everything. At least they're usually just moved somewhere else (typically after snatching someone's pet) instead of being killed though.
 
The Higher Power said:
This happens all the time in my neighborhood and I'm not in the country. We have a giant lake with fountains and shit in it. These smaller/younger gators get through the grating and completely take over, I mean they eat ALL the birds and fish and everything. At least they're usually just moved somewhere else (typically after snatching someone's pet) instead of being killed though.
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I was watching a friend's dogs, both springer spaniels that loved the water. Had a little lake by the apartment complex and was walking the dogs when I see two women with a dog throwing a stick in the water. The two dogs I have want to join in so I figure good chance to talk to the ladies. About the second or third throw a 6' gator pops up right where the dogs were swimming. Needless to say that was the end of the water fun for the dogs, damn gator cockblocked me.
 
RawHawg said:
Here in Florida, the 75 mile or so stretch of the I75 highway called Alligator Alley - I've driven across that on hot, sunny days where you can see alligators on the other side of the fence, on the banks of the Everglades canals, for as far as the eye can see. I'm talking so many that you can't even fathom, literally tens of thousands, and that's just in your view. The Everglades take up 1.5 million acres. Basking in the sun you see monsters like this, huge ones to small ones, sometimes even small ones stacked up on big ones. I even saw an all white albino one once. It is a mind blowing sight to see so many in one place. Add to that the giant snakes, garfish, crocodiles, etc....and you have an excellent place to wander off into once the sun goes down!

Out in the country, you will sometimes see a sad sight. You can get a small pond in the middle of a cow field, not near any other water. A small gator can take up residence in an isolated pond like this, and quickly become a monster gator. They will post a sign with an alligator on it and the word "danger". Soon after that they come and kill the guy.

In Spring, you will often see here large birds on the side of the road with tiny, black wiggling things in their mouth. They are baby alligators. I've seen puddles with bunches of cute, tiny baby gators swimming around. You know mom is close when you see this, so if you are smart you need to get away fast.
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So in other words you're saying..

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Im just glad they let it be and there were not a dozen crazy gun nuts trying to blow its brains out cause "its a threat" .
 
ventrue said:
I just saw this earlier. That thing is huuuge! I was shocked at some of the retarded comments about gators not being able to run fast. They can haul ass in straight lines. That guy is either stupid, or has some ballz on him.

I am looking to see what ole' ZooKeeper Gabe says about this.
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I'm guessing he's a mouth breathing knuckle dragger since he's shooting video in portrait mode. Of an alligator. IN PORTRAIT MODE! Dear Lord, I need my blood pressure pills! I"m getting heated up here!
 
TTech said:
Im just glad they let it be and there were not a dozen crazy gun nuts trying to blow its brains out cause "its a threat" .
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when the dinosaur/zombie plague happens, rethink. haha
 
ventrue said:
I just saw this earlier. That thing is huuuge! I was shocked at some of the retarded comments about gators not being able to run fast. They can haul ass in straight lines. That guy is either stupid, or has some ballz on him.

I am looking to see what ole' ZooKeeper Gabe says about this.
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even at that distance of the camera, those fuckers can reach them at full speed.
 
at a golf course here in houston, there is 10-11 footer that comes out and sunbathes on holes 4-6 - sometimes on the cart paths. they eat all the turles and whatever else they can catch in the bayou system so this fucker is simply massive. i have a picture i took from a distance, but it does its actual size no justice
 
I live in Orlando, Fl. There is a local golf course I play that has an island green Par 3. There is about 9 footer and 6 footer that like sunning on the banks of the green. All you have to do is throw a golf ball and make it land near them, and they scoot back into the water.
Much like the team at University of Florida, most gators are big pussies.
 
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