Giant Aligator Walking Across Florida Golf Course

[BisexualMMA]

That racoon is like Randy Quaid at the end of Independence Day. On a suicide mission to the gators' home lair but going out like a boss.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

"its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how i keep from going under"

- Kenny Florian

 

[DoomPatrol]

Really it's not that large of a gator. It's big for a golf course I guess, but it just looks like an average big boy Florida gator. They get a lot bigger than that!


Oh and you guys now have Nile crocodiles in southern Florida. You should get used to man-eating pond lizards. They are about to be everywhere.

 

[FadeLess]

"get next to it for perspective"
hahahHA

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I dont get what people get scared about

 

[sub_thug]

Yeah, Florida sucks. I want nothing to do with a gator this size.

 

[blaseblah]

Mugsy would run that croc off

 

[minute bull]

I wonder what a predator that size eats at a golf course.

All the nineteeth holes he wants.

 

[greygoose]

would Happy Gilmore that thing with my 9 iron if it messed with my lie

 

[sloppypie]

So we shoot gorillas and let monsters run golf courses. Next we will start blowing up penguins and let hyenas run around playgrounds.

 

[Cheese]

Shoot that thing and make a purse out his ass, I just seen a gator skin bag sell for 300 Large,

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/31/birk...-record.html?__source=yahoonews&par=yahoonews

 

[SingerAuto]

Saw this on Highly Questionable today, how can anyone deny dinosaurs existed seeing monsters like that?

 

[Sir Galahad]

Holy shit, I've never seen a gator that damn big. LOL @ get next to it for perspective. Fuck all that. Also, no idea why the audio is distorted.

This is normal in my neighborhood.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

when shit that walks by, could literally also be on the set of Lost World or JP w/o batting an eye......

that's some mesozoic or whatever type ish. i'm cool on crocs/gators, we don't do that

 

[Arkridge]

This is normal in my neighborhood.

Well then fuck whatever neighborhood that is

 

[ripskater]

This was him in 2008

 

[Crimson Glory]

Dave's like "Are yah outta yah got damn mind?!"

 

[fightingrabbit]

I posted this yesterday in @Zookeeper Gabe's Animal Thread, and @jefferz and @fightingrabbit said it was fake.

A Google search of "florida golf alligator" turns up a lot of stories from a lot of major news sites.

That's one hell of a hoax if it is fake.

I don't think it is.

Edit: For all you guys that go to Snopes for a verdict.

Gay and fake.

 

[BisexualMMA]

If that mother fucker interrupted my golf game it would be a headlock and then BBQ time.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

This was him in 2008

dinosaur wanna be IMO