Giant Aligator Walking Across Florida Golf Course

[Dober4]

if 12 strongmen could take on a gorilla...

im guessing about the same for this


need to bullrush it and flip it on its back...someones got to take one for the team and hop on the snout

after that...literally just need duct tape to shut its mouth and then you can parade around with it

Good luck flipping it on its back, it would take maybe two strongmen or five regularmen to jump on its back and tape it's mouth shut. the muscles to close their mouth are strong but the ones to open it aren't.

 

[El Chimpo]

Good luck flipping it on its back, it would take maybe two strongmen or five regularmen to jump on its back and tape it's mouth shut. the muscles to close their mouth are strong but the ones to open it aren't.

not sure well the gator would react when a few strongmen take it to suplex city

disoriented and unable to move...duct tape... boom

then you could literally profit off of it.... strap a horse saddle to the back and let kids as young as 5 ride the living dino

 

[My Spot]

Yeah...fuck that.

Gators don't like to eat people (neither do American crocs). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

 

[HelloJapan]

Gators don't like to eat people (neither do American crocs). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

Still...fuck that.

 

[El Chimpo]

its all fun and games until you jump into a canal at night and get eaten

 

[the ambush]

if 12 strongmen could take on a gorilla...

im guessing about the same for this


need to bullrush it and flip it on its back...someones got to take one for the team and hop on the snout

after that...literally just need duct tape to shut its mouth and then you can parade around with it

Sounds like a good thread idea bro.

 

[Thai Domi]

not sure well the gator would react when a few strongmen take it to suplex city

disoriented and unable to move...duct tape... boom

then you could literally profit off of it.... strap a horse saddle to the back and let kids as young as 5 ride the living dino

 

[HHJ]

people have become so cynical they refuse to believe things that are right in front of them,in this case a humongous gator.

 

[AgentSmecker]

There's no reason to. It keeps control of all the vermin (especially snakes) on the course and gators are shy around people and retreat to the nearest body of water.
And even if they did, another one would just show up.

Since when have people ever needed a good reason to kill animals?


Anyways vid looks a bit suspect to me but alls I can say is.... if it's true then it's huge.

 

[My Spot]

Since when have people ever needed a good reason to kill animals?

Anyways vid looks a bit suspect to me but alls I can say is.... if it's true then it's huge.

It's good business too since people will pay to play there just for the chance of seeing it.

 

[BennyST]

It's good business too since people will pay to play there just for the chance of seeing it.

The owner of the golf course has actually stated that the gator is now the main attraction for people coming and they get great business from it (not sure if a him or her, but wouldn't want to misgender it. Gators are notorious for being offended by incorrect pronouns), but they have a good golf course too, so it all works out well. I think his words were something like 'Come for the gator, stay for the golf'. lol

 

[MikeMcMann]

Damn I needed that gif when I wrote this.

Breaking News.

Giant Florida Gator shot as 4 year old approaches to pet it and ends up riding on tail!

Mother of 4 year old was heard saying, " We felt really bad after losing site of our child at the Cincinnati zoo which resulted in the gorilla being shot. As a result we decided to take a break and flew to Florida to see this giant gator. And as happens to everyone, we only took our eye off our child for a few seconds and next thing you know, somehow, he managed to get on top of the gators tail and was being dragged around. The police did the right thing in shooting the gator and we are now consulting with lawyers about suing the golf course. Us good parents just have a lot of bad breaks."

Many shertards have filed sympathy posts for the mother indeed stating, 'yup kids do wander, you can't help it'.

 

[MikeMcMann]

edit double

 

[fightingrabbit]

Since when have people ever needed a good reason to kill animals?

Never.

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