Funny high school stories?

[MacDaddyWraslin]

In my biology class in 9th grade we had electrical sockets on the table and we dared a kid to put a paper clip in it and nothing happened. We found out it didn't shock you unless you were touching something else metal with the other hand for some reason. We sit in rows of three per table with two electrical sockets and two gas pipes per table. This greaser kid who sits between me and my friend fell asleep so we planned to shock him. My friend was putting the paperclip in the socket and I was touching the metal gas pipe. We both touched him the same time and held on to him as this kid woke up and screamed for 10 seconds, keep in mind this was shocking the three of us. The whole class is laughing and the teacher is asking us what we did then he notices the greaser kid pissed his pants and sent him to the nurses office. He didn't snitch on us though, we all denied anything happening. It was hilarious.

 

[javier1]

In my biology class in 9th grade we had electrical sockets on the table and we dared a kid to put a paper clip in it and nothing happened. We found out it didn't shock you unless you were touching something else metal with the other hand for some reason. We sit in rows of three per table with two electrical sockets and two gas pipes per table. This greaser kid who sits between me and my friend fell asleep so we planned to shock him. My friend was putting the paperclip in the socket and I was touching the metal gas pipe. We both touched him the same time and held on to him as this kid woke up and screamed for 10 seconds, keep in mind this was shocking the three of us. The whole class is laughing and the teacher is asking us what we did then he notices the greaser kid pissed his pants and sent him to the nurses office. He didn't snitch on us though, we all denied anything happening. It was hilarious.

lol thats f^cked up haha good story

 

[White Mongoose]

Well one that stand out in my mind is, when I and a buddy was trying to ditch school. We were going through new area. It have a gate that you have to had key to open, but it was ajar open slight. My friend saw it and say "hey check this, it is so stupid! You cannot get out of it" and he walk out of it then shut it and look at me and say "now try open it" of course I cannot open it. Just as he say "see! This is retard", a hall monitor in golf cart pulled up right behind him, trapping him in the walkway.
I bolt right out of there as he was pulling on the gate and yell at me to help him in lol.

 

[bmasters1993]

Okay another one from me.

There was this teacher who everyone hated. He was real old school (old school as in he started out teaching when they were still writing on stone tablets). Anyway, there was rumour that he was a phile. I didn't see any evidence with my own eyes but some of the girls felt like he was eyeballing them or something. For me, well the guy just seemed suspicious, but I thought someone may have got a detention from him and started the rumour out of spite.

One day we were in the computer lab. In the computer lab we were required to put our bags at the front of the room so nobody would trip or something like that. Anyway, this one girl showed up late and put her bag down, and bent over to get her notes out. This teacher spanked her ass (straight up, not kidding) in front of the whole damn class.

Needless to say the girl flipped and went to kill him

(and she would have, seeing as she was a top student at the martial arts club belonging to the music teacher from my previous story. She actually managed to drop some guy with a badass liver shot, broke some poor dudes tailbone from a nasty hip toss during a mixed grappling comp, and she broke my nose in a different sparring session. Anyway that's a totally different story)

I saved the s life by restraining the girl and getting her into the hallway till she was calm enough to think. (I would have let her kill him if it wasn't for the fact that the sick fuck would have enjoyed it).

Anyway, she told the principal, I backed the testimony. Word got around to all the students, who then boycotted each his classes. His teaching career didn't last long after that.

He skipped town before the music teacher could "Have a word with him". Or maybe that's just the cover story the music teacher gave me...

 

[ArTofF16hT1ng]

Okay another one from me.

There was this teacher who everyone hated. He was real old school (old school as in he started out teaching when they were still writing on stone tablets). Anyway, there was rumour that he was a phile. I didn't see any evidence with my own eyes but some of the girls felt like he was eyeballing them or something. For me, well the guy just seemed suspicious, but I thought someone may have got a detention from him and started the rumour out of spite.

One day we were in the computer lab. In the computer lab we were required to put our bags at the front of the room so nobody would trip or something like that. Anyway, this one girl showed up late and put her bag down, and bent over to get her notes out. This teacher spanked her ass (straight up, not kidding) in front of the whole damn class.

Needless to say the girl flipped and went to kill him

(and she would have, seeing as she was a top student at the martial arts club belonging to the music teacher from my previous story. She actually managed to drop some guy with a badass liver shot, broke some poor dudes tailbone from a nasty hip toss during a mixed grappling comp, and she broke my nose in a different sparring session. Anyway that's a totally different story)

I saved the s life by restraining the girl and getting her into the hallway till she was calm enough to think. (I would have let her kill him if it wasn't for the fact that the sick fuck would have enjoyed it).

Anyway, she told the principal, I backed the testimony. Word got around to all the students, who then boycotted each his classes. His teaching career didn't last long after that.

He skipped town before the music teacher could "Have a word with him". Or maybe that's just the cover story the music teacher gave me...

BS story. Nice try though.

 

[Kophens**]

my friend once put a condom on the door nob. The teacher grabbed at it a couple of times before she realized why the nob wouldn't turn, She raged hard.

 

[javier1]

my friend once put a condom on the door nob. The teacher grabbed at it a couple of times before she realized why the nob wouldn't turn, She raged hard.

lol good one i gotta do that

 

[Gus Fring]

This story is from the 6th grade.


It was in math class, we were all working in groups. My group,however, decides to work at the longer work desks that were situated in the back of the room. And for no reason whatsoever one of my group mates decide to stick a pair of scissors into a nearby power outlet, sparks flew everywhere like a fucking firestorm and ALL of the lights in the classroom flicker.


Nobody in the class room noticed. And in the back of the room was my group and I busting into tears.

 

[third diaz bro]

My buddy tricked some kid we hated into smoking a joint...not just a regular joint but it had a catepillar rolled in it.

 

[Negative Zero]

Okay another one from me.

There was this teacher who everyone hated. He was real old school (old school as in he started out teaching when they were still writing on stone tablets). Anyway, there was rumour that he was a phile. I didn't see any evidence with my own eyes but some of the girls felt like he was eyeballing them or something. For me, well the guy just seemed suspicious, but I thought someone may have got a detention from him and started the rumour out of spite.

One day we were in the computer lab. In the computer lab we were required to put our bags at the front of the room so nobody would trip or something like that. Anyway, this one girl showed up late and put her bag down, and bent over to get her notes out. This teacher spanked her ass (straight up, not kidding) in front of the whole damn class.

Needless to say the girl flipped and went to kill him

(and she would have, seeing as she was a top student at the martial arts club belonging to the music teacher from my previous story. She actually managed to drop some guy with a badass liver shot, broke some poor dudes tailbone from a nasty hip toss during a mixed grappling comp, and she broke my nose in a different sparring session. Anyway that's a totally different story)

I saved the s life by restraining the girl and getting her into the hallway till she was calm enough to think. (I would have let her kill him if it wasn't for the fact that the sick fuck would have enjoyed it).

Anyway, she told the principal, I backed the testimony. Word got around to all the students, who then boycotted each his classes. His teaching career didn't last long after that.

He skipped town before the music teacher could "Have a word with him". Or maybe that's just the cover story the music teacher gave me...

This reminded me, my speech teacher was a black woman who was pretty hot for being 40ish and I had heard rumors that she was having sex with some of the kids in the football team. I didn't believe them or care especially until a couple years after I had graduated I heard she had been arrested for it and I saw her picture in the paper.

 

[AlejandroMMA]

When I was about eight or nine, I had a really shitty teacher. He was abusive as fuck, it was when a time when corporal punishment was borderline tolerated. He hit me with a ruler on my head and pulled my ears really hard.

I told it to my dad what happened and my dad wrote a really angry letter to the principal. The principal asked to see me in private and asked me how hard he pulled my ears. Very hard I told him. He suggested me to pull his ear to show how hard. Man, what a dumb move. It was like my Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Chinese New Year, Bar Mitzvah and my birtday at the same time. I pulled his ear with all the force I got which left my principal screaming like I shoved a baseball bat with no lube up his ass. He had a tear in the corner of his eye and asked me if it was this hard. Much harder I said, I'm just a kid (with a sad puppyface)...

The principal turned red, left his office rushing like he was going to commit a murder. I followed his as fast as I could. He climbed up the stairs at a really fast pace, especially for a 50something year old man. The teacher was in front of a full class and the principal kicked in the door like a bad cop movie. Without any notice he dragged the teacher out of the class by his neck, and once outside he threw him on the ground like a b*tch (see Overeem vs Rogers) and started screaming in uncomprehensive language while he was kicking the teacher who was on the ground. It was, for us, at this age, a spectacular view to see the principal, dressed in a suit, kick the living hell out of a teacher. After that the teacher was on all fours he yelled "YOURERHAHAHAHA FIRERRAAHAHIRED, LEAVEEEE NAHHHAHAOW". He teacher was crying but left as fast as he could because I think the principal would have killed him. The principal took all his belongings and put them in a box and threw everything out on the parking lot.

The teacher got suspended for one week, where we didn't have class, and I was a hero. He did get his job back but the principal filed complaints with police for child abuse and asked to have his house checked for child porn. Since that day our teacher became a quiet, frustrated and scared man with no balls. Our principal took his soul. We also gained a lot of respect for the principal, and yeah, fear too. During the next summer he got a heart attack. May God have his soul.

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