Full kit w**kers, now an MMA problem? Challenge....

[Twelve75]

I don't think I've ever saw a full kit wanker in the context of them not going to or from 5's

I personally don't think anyone should even own a team replica shirt if they're north of 40....and anything bigger than an XL should just not even exist.

 

[MagnusGOAT]

Are just the tops not part of British urban fashion? I genuinely don't know.

Retro kits are, things such as 1980 English tops are seen as socially acceptable but only if your just going out for a chill day or something.

 

[TheShockmaster]

I personally don't think anyone should even own a team replica shirt if they're north of 40....and anything bigger than an XL should just not even exist.

I agree that fully grown adults wearing even just a current replica shirt whilst not playing 5/6 a side is still a little strange. I have tons of replicas from when I was younger but stopped buying them in my teen years.

Although I don't mind an old style shirt like a retro 60s replica or something like that.

 

[Word]

This was as educational a thread on Sherdog as there has been ever. Btw, does this sort of thing count?

 

[Fatal Catro]

Christ Mickey rourke has got so much worse over the years....

Nah man that is Rob Ford.
This is what he wears under his track suit.

 

[The Reed]

I used to always look out for Tapout wankers myself.

Spoiler

then I became one

 

[Kick Strickland]

lol @ silly brits

I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for doing that shit here, man.

 

[TheShockmaster]

Further explanation and examples...

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/full-kit-wankers-twitter-explained/

 

[J0N0]

I've never seen a full kit wanker in real life. Maybe it's a northern thing? Dunno. I do see a lot of Tap Out shirt wankers these days though/

 

[TheShockmaster]

I've never seen a full kit wanker in real life. Maybe it's a northern thing? Dunno. I do see a lot of Tap Out shirt wankers these days though/

Sports Direct sell TapouT t-shirts at heavily discounted prices, so I often see foreign people (usually Asian, Goans are a sucker for it) who no doubt have no idea what it's all about wearing it. Gives me a giggle.

 

[J0N0]

Sports Direct sell TapouT t-shirts at heavily discounted prices, so I often see foreign people (usually Asian, Goans are a sucker for it) who no doubt have no idea what it's all about wearing it. Gives me a giggle.

I normally see middle aged fatties in them. Saw my first in the wild cicra '07, but now they seem to have become quite ubiquitous as you say

 

[dim_]

FKW's arent restricted to soccer...

Cycling has them too..

Lampre FKW

American FKW

but really... football/soccer do it best

 

[Fatal Catro]

I normally see middle aged fatties in them. Saw my first in the wild cicra '07, but now they seem to have become quite ubiquitous as you say

The people I see wearing any Mma related gear usually have a large and hideous neck tattoo.

 

[dim_]

yeh, doesnt count, shorts, socks all wrong.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Haven't heard the term before, but I love.

Soccer unis would be the easiest, but no one cares about that here in America. Could happen with, basketball but football and hockey is about impossible with the pads.

I could see someone possibly doing it for baseball just without the glove. That'd be hilarious

Um actually, I think I was that back in middleschool. In summer league if we had a game in the morning we'd spend the rest of the day in our baseball jersey and those damn pants thinking we were cool riding around on bikes and going to Dairy Queen or some shit. Fuck I must have been an annoying 12 year old.

 

[Lappish Shaman]

Oh my god that is horrible. I didn't know these people existed

 

[TheShockmaster]

FKW's arent restricted to soccer...

Cycling has them too..

Lampre FKW

American FKW

but really... football/soccer do it best

For fuck sake hahahaha. Second one looks like Matt Lucas, only gay in the village.

 

[Billy no mates]

I've never seen a full kit wanker in real life. Maybe it's a northern thing? Dunno. I do see a lot of Tap Out shirt wankers these days though/

No it's not just a northern thing,I've recently spotted both the Colchester United and Ipswich Town sub species of full kit wanker,it's a seems to be a summer time thing unless they just conceal it under normal clothes during autumn and winter .

 

[TheShockmaster]

No it's not just a northern thing,I've recently spotted both the Colchester United and Ipswich Town sub species of full kit wanker,it's a seems to be a summer time thing unless they just conceal it under normal clothes during autumn and winter .

As much as I'd like to think my team wouldn't have full kit wankers walking around supermarkets in their shinpads and haven't seen it yet....I think this is probably something that will hit every club eventually.

Can a mod maybe put up a vcash prize fund on the first Sherdogger to successfully snap a UFC full kit wanker?

 

[soulsstealer]

It seems funny at first but you know what why not go all the way.