Forrest Gump sucked

Boomer's wet dream, IMO

Didn't suck, but I thought it was a tad overrated.
I really like the movie and watched it over and over again when I was a kid/teen. Going back and watching it now that I’ve had more exposure to 60’s/70’s American culture I can see that the movie played a little too heavy on iconic moments/figures of that time.

I still like the running, ping pong, shrimpin’, and Lieutenant Dan.
 
I liked it as a kid

Nowadays I wonder how someone was even willing to shoot that movie
 
No, 'Forrest Gump' was a great movie...
 
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Thats what all the hipsters say nowadays...
I think it's a great Film full of great characters like Lt. Dan, Forrest, Bubba.

It's also fun seeing him interact with historical figures.
 
Yeah, no. It captures the peak, and pretty close to the end, of the great American middle class generation, although oddly mostly through the eyes of rich and poor people.

The movie is a time capsule capturing a chunk of history in an entertaining fashion.
 
Lando's principal banged his mom. "Eeeh, Eeeh, Eeeh, Eeeh!"
 
No, Jenny sucked. Lots of dudes. And got AIDS.

The AIDS thing always bothered me...she never clearly said what her disease was, but only that it was something that was kind of new in the 80's. Problem with her having AIDS is that Forest boned her without protection...if it was AIDS there's a pretty good chance that Forest would have gotten AIDS, and also wouldn't Jenny's kid have likely been born with AIDS?

I've actually argued this with people before, but since both Forest and the kid are healthy I think it's more likely that she had some form of aggressive cancer rather than AIDS.
 
Meh, it was just Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire” put to film.
 
Could have used a good forty five minutes shaved off the run time.

All the "and he was part of this moment in history, and that moment in history..." shit can go
 
I read the book a few years ago. It was total garbage. The film did a good job despite the book being a hackney pile of nonsense
 

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Agreed...awful movie...I've never been able to watch more than 30 minutes or so...something about a retard and a whore?...
 
It was a great movie and was one of the earliest use of deepfakes.

The moral was terrible though... get friendzoned then your drug-addict, whore, childhood friend get pregnant, raises the kid in secret, then dumps him on you when she's dying of AIDS.

Like everyone said Jenny sucked.
 
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Was an okay film, but the plaudits it got were ridiculous.

It went up against Pulp Fiction, Quiz Show and The Shawshank Redemption in award season.........and won!
 
The AIDS thing always bothered me...she never clearly said what her disease was, but only that it was something that was kind of new in the 80's. Problem with her having AIDS is that Forest boned her without protection...if it was AIDS there's a pretty good chance that Forest would have gotten AIDS, and also wouldn't Jenny's kid have likely been born with AIDS?

I've actually argued this with people before, but since both Forest and the kid are healthy I think it's more likely that she had some form of aggressive cancer rather than AIDS.

Nah. "Incurable virus". The kid wasn't a baby when Forrest met him, he was like dweeby 8 to 10 yr old. Plenty of time for a floozy to get GRIDS from some crazy bisexual partying and drug abuse.
 
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