Newsflash: Forrest Gump Was Lying

[Prutfis]

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[Jesus X]

Some how all of Forrest shenanigans are more believe a believable than the events of angels and demons. If terrorists stole anti matter probably every black op group on earth would be after them.

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

Tom Hanks trying to look retarded has the same facial expressions as Mark Wahlberg in every single movie