Media Flashback to Izzy meeting Poatan at the airport

[AstralPanda]

Still one of the funniest moments ever lol

Chama

 

[Haj01]

I met BJ Penn at the airport

 

[Neck&Neck]

Woah, for once Poatan isn’t dressed like a gigolo or Miami coke dealer
Must be so,he doesn’t get hassled by airport security

 

[Flower2dPeople]

You know when the kid already KO'd the bully in school? Guess what? Kid will still meet the bully tomorrow.

 

[Neck&Neck]

I met BJ Penn at the airport

BJ Penn met YOU at the airport

 

[Croton]

My mma experience won't be complete until we get a live zoom in on Poatan's stone face like this.

 

[BowserJr]

I met BJ Penn at the airport

Las Vegas airport?

 

[SamuraiBro]

I met BJ Penn at the airport

I met Bj Penn in LA. Here’s my story

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[chinarice]

You know when the kid already KO'd the bully in school? Guess what? Kid will still meet the bully tomorrow.

In this case the bully took off to another class instead of trying to get revenge for said kid knocking him out.

 

[Luthien]

Poatan

 

[Flower2dPeople]

In this case the bully took off to another class instead of trying to get revenge for said kid knocking him out.

"Come to daddy."

I "don't need" Pereira trilogy, "that saga is over"​

 

[N3GATIV3]

I met Bj Penn in LA. Here’s my story

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You didn't "touch him teh jab"?

 

[chinarice]

"Come to daddy."

Pereira left the division. All he had to do is stay and earn another titleshot/shot at Izzy and he said nope!

indeed

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Pereira left the division. All he had to do is stay and earn another titleshot/shot at Izzy and he said nope!

indeed

These were Izzy's words at the post-fight press conference.

"I don't keep score I settle them," Adesanya said in an impassioned post-fight press conference. "Now it's settled.

Why you gonna make your own narrative?

 

[chinarice]

These were Izzy's words at the post-fight press conference.



Why you gonna make your own narrative?

Izzy isn't the matchmaker lol c'mon, you can do better than this.

What you're doing is called making your own narrative. Poatan left the division, thus stopping the 3rd fight. Nice try though

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Izzy isn't the matchmaker lol c'mon, you can do better than this.

What you're doing is called making your own narrative. Poatan left the division, thus stopping the 3rd fight. Nice try though

Concession accepted.

 

[chinarice]

Concession accepted.

Yes I do agree to this. Your concession has been accepted. I win! Winner on the internet message board! Don't know what we were competing for but I win! Yay me!

 

[UWPguy]

I met Bj Penn in LA. Here’s my story

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Is this a true story or just a fabrication? I mean the guy lives in Hilo so what are the chances he's at a grocery story in LA and only buying candy bars?

Beyond that, if true, he was probably drunk/high. Speaking of that, how come we never hear the guy going to jail for his indiscretions? I guess he and his family have enough sway on the big island that he never really faces consequences.

 

[Vil7]

Woah, for once Poatan isn’t dressed like a gigolo or Miami coke dealer
Must be so,he doesn’t get hassled by airport security

You need guys like Poatan so you can point your fucking fingers and say "look, there's the bad guy".

 

[Egészségére!]

I was in line behind Tank Abbott at LAX

Shorter than I would’ve thought