Crime Flash Mob Theft Trend Thread

[sideboob]

The title of the article literally calls them flash mob thieves. You're whining about nothing.

The article also mentions 30k as opposed to the retarded OP who threw up that $500k clickbait horseshit

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Its 2019.

When you say "flashmob" to someone, they picture something like this:

This is exactly what I expected when I saw the link. Someone stealing some stuff while the dancers distracted everyone.

 

[TeTe]

Lol there’s a lot of woke people in those comments. AH-MAZ-IN

That's why I love Yahoo articles, I don't even read half the stories, I just go straight to the comments.

 

[ToxicShocker]

I'm not saying the workers should do something to the people,.. again there should be way you can hit a remote lock so they can't get out and it automatically calls the cops.. they don't have to stop anyone, just wait for the cops to show up.

Lock em in and it gets violent, they might kill the employees to get them to unlock the door.

 

[Phlog]

modern day Robbing Hoods, taking from the rich and giving back to the poor

That's Robin Hoods, as in in the dude who wore green and shot arrows in Sherwood forest.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Wakanda Forever!!!

You seem like the kind of guy who'll drop a hard N in the grocery store

 

[DragRacer]

They good boys

 

[Shael]

 

[BEER]

I'm not saying the workers should do something to the people,.. again there should be way you can hit a remote lock so they can't get out and it automatically calls the cops.. they don't have to stop anyone, just wait for the cops to show up.

They'd also be locking themselves in with a mob. Doesn't seem like the smartest idea.

I've seen videos of people sneaking out and locking robbers inside stores though and it always makes me laugh.

 

[F1980]

They have black people in Wisconsin?

 

[heavyarms21]

They have black people in Wisconsin?

They usually play for Bucks and Packers

 

[Iroh]

They must have been cold.

 

[misterfurious]

“Wickedly ingenious”?? They grabbed shit and ran; that’s probably the oldest form of thievery on the planet...

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

N

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

I was responding to the article.

I didn't even quote you.

That makes sense. So why are we arguing?

 

[evergreenrider]

^^lol jesus

 

[oldshadow]

The store employees should be legally able to cut lose with a 12 gauge with an extended mag.

 

[An Uncertain Choice]

I seen a dude just grab a necklace and ran out of Zales at the mall one day. He just took off once it hit his palm.

Maybe he wanted to get that special something for that special someone.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

lol @ the word "flash mob" designed to obfuscate the truth and make them seem like a harmless, trendy thing kids do nowadays.

Call them what they are, THIEVES!!

The very first word in the article title after "flash mob" was "thieves". What are you even complaining about?

 

[Hollywood Jack]

I didnt say YOU called them that. You over-sensitive pansy.

It's a moot point regardless. This is the exact article title:

Flash mob thieves make off with $30,000 in merchandise from North Face store in Wisconsin

You're crying because they used the term "flash mob" when what they really are are thieves. Well guess what genius, the very first word used after flash mob is thieves, so you're actually the one being overly sensitive and not too bright.