Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[Legendary]

Here he is getting dwarfed by 5'10" Ludwig. No way there's only a 2 inch difference between them.

Duane got 3 inches on him here.

 

[Frode Falch]

Get a time machine.. go back in time.. tell young Joe Rogan to stay away from the weed, roids, mushrooms, hgh, ect..

Train Martial arts with actual sparring (good for swolen ego).

 

[randomg1t]

Get a time machine.. go back in time.. tell young Joe Rogan to stay away from the weed, roids, mushrooms, hgh, ect..

Train Martial arts with actual sparring (good for swolen ego).

the part about drugs is probably true, but what's with the arts with actual sparring?

dude's a legit black belt in bjj. granted, it's 10th planet bjj... but he's been at it for a long time, and he sure as hell has been sparring.

 

[GordonMMARamsey]

Ffs how many accounts does Owen Benjamin have on here?


Get a life Owen. You fucking loser. Go take care of your family.



And I don't mean murder them.

 

[Theproof]

This is one effective way.

I still think there will be room to fix it more...

P. S..... FFS wth is this smile???

Does that look healthy?

What are you a narcissist? Quit hating lol

 

[IIIIIIII]

After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.

even if rogan does live to 110, he's probably not going to look great lol. i think he being in the fight-game for so long, has hugely influenced him to look the part of a fighter, yet not actually be one. at least that's the impression i get, with all the things he does.

 

[kdday]

Yeah let's make fun of people for things out of their control.

Joe Rogan's steroid use and retarded exercise regimen have always been in his control, woke ass

 

[DivineMind]

The HGH messed him up big time. The dude has a huge noggin. He was quite chiseled before.

 

[Mike Hagger]

Wow.

Let’s compare Rogans accomplishments with any of anyone on here.

Yeah STFU.

It’s his life and they’re his choices. Why do so many of you care so much?

 

[Credo]

Wow.

Let’s compare Rogans accomplishments with any of anyone on here.

Yeah STFU.

It’s his life and they’re his choices. Why do so many of you care so much?

It´s funnier to mock the rich and famous. It´s how human nature works.

 

[Robocok]

He used to be a good looking guy. Trt looks good at first but ruins dudes after awhile. Better to age gracefully imo.

You can see the gradual transformation here as his skull actually grows as an adult from test and gh and whatever other alpha brain stuff he's taking.

 

[Robocok]

Dana White went through a similarly weird transformation from trt. Yeah, it'll give you more muscle but you look weird as you get old, especially if your nutrition and other lifestyle factors aren't on point.

 

[JuatWantToSeePics]

Sometimes I genuinely forget that this forum may just be the most pathetic cesspool on the internet home to the least common denominators humanity has to offer. This thread is just so cringe, I literally cannot look myself in the mirror knowing I have an account here. Can some mod please delete my account? Never signing back in.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

He doesn't look that bad but his head is enormous and his body looks weird and bloated from steroid abuse

 

[fractal]

His traps and back muscles are too small for his blocky build too. Any really he's just way too bloated, he'd probably look more normal if he leaned out some but his ego won't allow it

That bloat won't go away. It's due to him abusing GHs.

 

[fractal]

Sometimes I genuinely forget that this forum may just be the most pathetic cesspool on the internet home to the least common denominators humanity has to offer. This thread is just so cringe, I literally cannot look myself in the mirror knowing I have an account here. Can some mod please delete my account? Never signing back in.

bye

 

[Mtlguy]

He'd also kick probably every person in this thread clean through the fucking wall lol

I like rogan but you’re right he is weird looking.
And a very short man. Which isn’t very respectable in my opinion

 

[RawkyMarciano]

He'd also kick probably every person in this thread clean through the fucking wall lol

Nah bro, the deformity is a hindrance in his effectiveness. That's why it's necessary that we fix it.

 

[VIPERdude]

WTF are you talking about? Joe Rogan as much as I despise him is fit as hell man........ also TRT is really good for you in the right doses and NOT cheating if you are not competing.

Didnt say he was cheating. Or competing, So...?
Also, WTF am I talking about...I guess I have no idea...Ask the people who agreed with me maybe they can explain it to you.
Did you even read what I wrote? Wait, are you my neighbor? Is that you Hugo?

 

[VIPERdude]

Your neighbor has an amazing metabolism and natural testosterone levels for a 50+ year old.

He is Chinese too. They age well