Fixing Joe Rogan's body

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ImmigrantMentality said:
His traps and back muscles are too small for his blocky build too. Any really he's just way too bloated, he'd probably look more normal if he leaned out some but his ego won't allow it
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Or maybe he doesn't cling to the idea of looking normal and just dosent care?
 
VIPERdude said:
Rogan has fell off the top commentators in MMA list for a long time now.
Everyone that gets hit clean he claims is hurt.
He doesnt call fights anymore, he yells for fights to be stopped because he is too concerned with the fighters safety. Well, thats nice of him but the ref can handle that part please go back to explaining whats taking place on the ground and on the feet, "Anders has taken too many leg kicks they should stop the fight".

Yeah, he isnt that good anymore, so I do see lots of those threads more now than how good he is.
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The older you are the more risk-averse you are.
 
ermac88 said:
How the fuck is this related to mma?
What is going on, or likely not going on, in men lives that they judge mens bodies?
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Well, after they stare at it enough, and wipe their screens clean, they'd be foolish not to seal the deal with a comment. It hides tracks well too - deflection. Learn it man. It's good shit.
 
maxi diablo said:
He says he hates how people show jealousy towards other comics. If I remember correctly he was jealous of a comic about 14 years ago and destroyed his career. Two wrongs don't make a right.
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I can't believe that this guy considers himself a comic. I can't understand how this guy gets by- by calling himself a comic and nobody calls him out on it? He's a great commentator, but he's not a comedian.
 
daniel san said:
He used to look normal, now that he's been heavy on the PEDs his frame looks ridiculous. He would look better if he stopped lifting for a while and went on the Christian Bale/Machinist diet for a while (not full blown though) so he's not as bulky.
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Yeah he's about 200lbs at 5'6 he'd look better if he lost 15lbs.
 
Hercegovac said:
I can't believe that this guy considers himself a comic. I can't understand how this guy gets by- by calling himself a comic and nobody calls him out on it? He's a great commentator, but he's not a comedian.
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Lolwut? He's had multiple netflix specials. You might not like him but he's definitely a comedian and a succesful one.
 
VIPERdude said:
After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.
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WTF are you talking about? Joe Rogan as much as I despise him is fit as hell man........ also TRT is really good for you in the right doses and NOT cheating if you are not competing.
 
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Mike said:
Lolwut? He's had multiple netflix specials. You might not like him but he's definitely a comedian and a succesful one.
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Making money by having a name that gets you venues to attempt to joke hardly makes you a comic, atleast a decent one.

Get the f*** out of here with the joke *I give ripe bananas to my kids cuz I love them. I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a better joke.
 
Rogaine is the envy of 90% of sissy Sherdog members.

Threads like this do no justice for our Sherdog community.
 
whenever he does PPVs I always stare at his weirdly shaped ribs/gut area in his usual black dress shirt. I think it's because of how he tucks it in maybe but it always makes it appear like hes starting to get a gut.

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VIPERdude said:
After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.
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the testosterone and HGH is causing his face bloat. I dont know how often he drinks,but he drinks almost every pod cast. That only adds to the face bloat.
 
Hows that dog going to lift that much weight and why would it want to?
 
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